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Because…

…every gay household must have at least one framed black and white photo of a dead female movie star. IT’S IN THE GAY AGENDA, FOLKS!

In all seriousness, we’re in the home stretch getting stuff put away in the new place. The fact that I have time to put things up on the walls verifies that.

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Late One Night…

Late one night jack takes a shortcut through the cemetery.

Hearing a tapping sound he becomes scared and quickens his pace. 

The tapping gets louder and Jack is now scared out of his wits.

Then he notices a man chiseling a tombstone.

“Thank goodness!” Jack says to the man. “You gave me the fright of my life. Why are you working so late?”

The man replies, “They spelt my name wrong.”

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~Fin~

Ben, in the kitchen, removing plastic wrap from cucumber: “I just took the condom off the cucumber.” [chopping]

Me, in the den: “What?”

Ben: “Oh, did you want the condom on the cucumber?”

Me: “No, I like it raw.”

End scene.

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