Category: Humor

Okay I know it's fake…simply because "Folk's."

"Whadda ya say we skip this shit and go straight to the heroin!"

"Who just sucked the boss's big fat cock and didn't spill a drop of semen on his tie? THIS GUY!"

The last thing Tina saw before her young life ended was the arrival of the Terminator from the future.

"You don't need to put on that gay porn soundtrack shit, Jeff. We'll tag-team raw dog you right now without it."

"I don't know what any of this shit is or what it does, but since I'm a MAN I'll just stand here, look at it and nod approvingly."

"Thanks Dave, but I'm really not interested. I know your dick isn't as big as that nozzle. All the girls have said so."

"Jules wins one competition and she's acting like she's America's next drag superst….WAIT! How the fuck did she get that car onto the runway?!?"

"Wait, wait! This is right before the scene of him on his knees in the locker room as the team's new Bukakke Boy."

"I told you those horse tranquilizers were a good investment."