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Shitposting since 2005

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The first 8 minutes…
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“Lady, I don’t care who you are, but I am not your Uber, so get the fuck out of my car!”
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“Wow, mom, I didn’t think you’d be able to fit Timmy in there…at least not in one piece!”
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“I’d sooner go to a bukakke party hosted by the Trump brothers.
And go suck on a mint, will ya? Your breath smells like a rotting corpse!”
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Mrs. Bommer adjusted her housedress and smiled as she thought, “I don’t even care if Dale sees the wet spot on the couch!” as Jimmy hurried back to his bike.
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“No, Marjorie. I will not ‘do that thing with my tongue’ again. For the last time, we were in college and I was drunk!”
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