Category: Humor

…that’s one I haven’t used!

https://vine.co/v/e9A5gIULgqL

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…since Eloise is out of town, whaddaya say we go back to your place and play hide the salami?”

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“NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small.” ~ Sam Biederman, NYC Parks spokesman, upon removing the life-size, naked Trump statue from Union Square Park

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Don’t even ask…

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Hilarious!

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…in the same hole she’s digging!”

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Yup.

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It’s also easier when you have eyes.

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“I know it’s stinking up the car, but there’s an extra pound of catnip in the deal if you don’t tell the cops about the body in the trunk.”

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• easy bake oven
• expired coupon
• spam email
• wet sock
• squeaky grocery cart
• inconvenient fire drill
• cold bowl of soup
• itchy sweater
• unnecessary movie sequel
• overdraft bank fee
• crying baby on a plane
• wobbly table
• sun glare when I’m driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I’m still really uncomfortable and it’s just a big hassle all around
• donald trump

I especially like easy bake oven and expired coupon.

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…it glows in the dark!

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I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this, knowing Ben and his students…

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I couldn’t resist.

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You’re not even looking.

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