Well, That Explains It!
As we rapidly approach Talk Like a Pirate Day, I think this needs to be pointed out…
Can I Get a Little Privacy in Here?
Evil
I like it!
Evolution Sucks
"REDRUM…REDRUM!!!"
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Oh Hell No!
Geek Humor
Future Mitt Jokes
Mitt Romney joked while campaigning in Michigan early Friday morning that "no one had ever asked to see his birth certificate."
The joke not-so-subtlely invoked the "birther" controversy. The Twitterverse is now abuzz with witty repartee, shooting jokes back at Romney which invoke his status as a wealthy, white bread, tax-dodging asshole.
Follow the latest #FutureMittJokes.
Friday…on Drugs
"It's a Whole New Convention!"
Via.
Truth Hurts
LOVE This
Just Sayin'
No.
Via.
Don't Get Her Mad
No Thanks, I'm on a Diet
Exactly.
In a Heartbeat
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Fuckin' Cows
Got Wood?
The look on Johnny Crawford's face is priceless.