Well, duh!
Satan Speaks
ORLY?
Finding Common Ground
Progress
Harrey Podder
Daleks Never Invite Their Creator Up To Dance
Note to Self
Do NOT use this answer in your next interview.
Miss Piggy Finally Finds Her Man
50 State Stereotypes in 2 Minutes
Who Says the Universe Doesn't Wink at You?
Why Sentence Structure is Important
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said:
"Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Could you jack off?" she asks. "I feel like shit."
Hot. American. Dickings.
This is so wrong. And I should feel incredibly guilty for laughing so hard.
But I don't.
Here Comes Dr. Tran!