Category: Humor

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Happy Karen Black Friday

At least now we know why he was in such an awful mood!

(There is a huge backstory to this picture, but I'll save it for another time in the interest of protecting the [not so] innocent.)

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Russian Unicorn

I haven't laughed so hard in ages! The folks at Bad Lip-Reading are Genius:

BTW, if you don't know what a Russian Unicorn is, go here.

I wouldn't be surprised if this video is pulled for copyright infringement, so if you want to save it, better do it soon.

UPDATE: Apparently Bubbly loved it...

(Thanks, RG!)

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Why Sentence Structure is Important

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said:

“Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.”

Could you jack off?” she asks. “I feel like shit.”

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