Category: Notable Quotes

Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway." ~ Robert Downey Jr.

Stress is caused by being here but wanting to be there." ~ Eckhart Tolle

The only problem with seeing too much is that it makes you insane." ~ Plato

I don't get nearly enough credit in life for the things I manage not to say." ~ Meg Rosoff

There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle." ~ Albert Einstein

Not a word passes between us, not because we have nothing to say, but because we don't have to say anything." ~ Khaled Hosseini

I believe there're other forms of intelligence in the universe. I've seen and heard some pretty convincing UFO stuff. Besides, if we're the most intelligent things in the universe…well…that's just depressing." ~ Rekha Sharma

Being a teen is always tough, but being a teen NOW, in the middle of this global shitshow, plus social media, plus cyber bullying, plus call out culture … it's just got to be fucking AWFUL. My heart goes out to every teen who is just trying to figure out what the fuck is going on with themselves, and also has to live with all that bullshit." ~ Will Wheaton

So far you've survived 100% of your worst days. You're doing great!" ~ Unknown

I'm tired… I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world every day. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head, all the time. Can you understand?" ~ Stephen King

Every damn day, Stephen. Every damn day.

Toxic people will not be changed by the alchemy of your kindness. Yes, be kind, but move on quickly and let life be their educator." ~ Brendan Burchard

I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for strangers, over tip, smile or try to be kind even when you don't feel like it, pay compliments, chase the kid's runaway ball down the sidewalk and throw it back to him, try to be larger than you are— particularly when it's difficult. People do notice, people appreciate. I appreciate it when it's done for me. Small gestures can be an effort, or actually go against our grain (I'm not a big one for paying compliments…), but the irony is that almost every time you make them, you feel better about yourself. For a moment life suddenly feels lighter." ~ Jonathan Carroll

The country is fiercely divided between those who still believe 2 + 2 = 4 and people wholly untethered from reality, and there is little chance the two sides will ever come together again.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk. Help yourself to a complimentary Xanax on the way out." ~ Rex Huppke

I love him not for the way he dances with my angels but for the sound of his voice can silence my demons." ~ (paraphrasing) Christopher Poindexter

Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it's not because they enjoy solitude. It's because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them." ~ Jodi Picoult

If only we wanted to be happy, it would be easy; but we want to be happier than other people, which is difficult, since we think them happier than they are." ~ Charles De Montesquieu

I am not young enough to know everything." ~ J.M. Barrie