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Notre Dame is on fire and the stupidest fucking asshole on the entire planet just can't help but offer idiotic useless advice because this drooling moron imagines himself a fucking expert on everything. He's the loudmouth drunk at the end of the bar, but with nuclear weapons." ~ Jeff Tiedrich

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Preach, sister!

So many guys claim to have 10-11 inch dicks that it makes me think they need to start learning how to measure them correctly.

Newsflash: your penis doesn't start from your butthole!

Also, whilst we're on the topic, some of you need to learn very quickly that a 6 inch dick is NOT small. Despite what porn has conditioned you to believe, It's not supposed to the the size of your forearm." ~ Nick

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And what does it mean—to die? Perhaps man has a hundred senses, and at his death only the five we know perish, while the other ninety-five remain alive." ~ Anton Chekhov

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If the U.S. can no longer serve as a leader then let us serve as a warning. 'Don't let this happen to you!'" ~ Anonymous

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It all adds up to one thing: peace, silence, solitude. The world and its noise are out of sight and far away. Forest and field, sun and wind and sky, earth and water, all speak the same language." ~ Thomas Merton

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At my age, in this still hierarchical time, people often ask me if I'm 'passing the torch.' I explain that I'm keeping my touch, thank you very much—and I'm using it to LIGHT THE TORCHES OF OTHERS, because only if each of us has a torch will there be enough light." ~Gloria Steinem

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Nancy Pelosi has just arrived at the Capitol and I want to run up to her screaming, "Mom! Mom! Thank God you're home! The babysitter is batshit cray and starting fires!" ~ Amee Vanderpool

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Sometimes I think it's useful to think of this presidency as a hostage-taking situation. We have a president holding liberal democracy hostage, empowered by a cult following. The goal is to get through this without killing any hostages, i.e., without irreparable breaches in our democratic system. Come at him too directly and you might provoke the very thing you are trying to avoid. Somehow, we have to get the nut job to put the gun down and let the hostages go, without giving in to any of his demands. From the moment Trump took office, we were in this emergency. All that we now know, in a way we didn't, say, a year ago, is that the chances of a successful resolution are close to zero." ~Andrew Sullivan

When Andrew Sullivan starts sounding sane, you know we're in trouble.