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The country is fiercely divided between those who still believe 2 + 2 = 4 and people wholly untethered from reality, and there is little chance the two sides will ever come together again.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk. Help yourself to a complimentary Xanax on the way out.” ~ Rex Huppke

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Evangelical Christians are tying themselves to an institution—the GOP—that is actively alienating college-educated voters, minority voters and younger voters. Evangelicals are thus entrenching a public perception that their movement consists of old, white Christians who want to restore lost social status through political power. Maybe this is because the perception is often accurate.” ~ Michael Gerson, The Washington Post

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For Ben

I love him not for the way he dances with my angels but for the sound of his voice can silence my demons.” ~ (paraphrasing) Christopher Poindexter

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I can’t think about that right now. If I do, I’ll go crazy. I’ll think about that tomorrow.” ~ Margaret Mitchell

And that my friends, pretty much sums up my thoughts about the state of humanity these days. But there’s no guarantee “I’ll think about that tomorrow” because EVERYTHING is SO. FUCKING. DEPRESSING.

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Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.” ~ Jodi Picoult

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If only we wanted to be happy, it would be easy; but we want to be happier than other people, which is difficult, since we think them happier than they are.” ~ Charles De Montesquieu

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What angers me the most about the Republican Party’s attempts to turn the U.S. into a far-right Christian theocracy is how dishonest they are about it. At least be forthright about your desire to subvert and dismantle our democracy into a creepy theological order led by a mad king.” ~ U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Preach, sister.

They’ll never do this, because they know the American public will outright reject it. But if they do it under the equivalent of the cover of darkness, like boiling a frog no one will realize what’s happening until it’s too late.

Fuck the Republicans. Each and every last one of them.

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No. Don’t give up hope just yet. It’s the last thing to go. When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when all is dire and bleak, there is always hope.” ~ Pittacus Lore

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Introverts don’t get lonely if they don’t socialize with a lot of people, but we do get lonely if we don’t have intimate interactions on a regular basis.” ~ Sophia Dembling

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Notre Dame is on fire and the stupidest fucking asshole on the entire planet just can’t help but offer idiotic useless advice because this drooling moron imagines himself a fucking expert on everything. He’s the loudmouth drunk at the end of the bar, but with nuclear weapons.” ~ Jeff Tiedrich

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Preach, sister!

So many guys claim to have 10-11 inch dicks that it makes me think they need to start learning how to measure them correctly.

Newsflash: your penis doesn’t start from your butthole!

Also, whilst we’re on the topic, some of you need to learn very quickly that a 6 inch dick is NOT small. Despite what porn has conditioned you to believe, It’s not supposed to the the size of your forearm.” ~ Nick

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