Fall Stuff
It's Called Hypocrisy
Conservatives are still talking about how Ocasio-Cortez spent $300 of her own money at a hair salon, but we never found out who paid $200,000 of Brent Kavanaugh's mysterious credit card debt.
And how the hell does one run up $200K in credit card debt?!
Quote of the Day
The modern GOP has given us Nixon, Agnew, Bush II, Cheney, and now Trump and Pence. Plus the Religious Right, the Tea Party, the Freedom Caucus, and has granted the NRA's every wish. From cunning crooks to war crimes criminals to corrupt authoritarians. It is all down hill, and getting worse fast." ~ John Dean
From Your Mouth…
…to the Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendages!
A Curse For Our Times
May Trump live long enough to impotently scream his innocence before the court…to be caught time & again in lie after lie and crime after crime.
May he live long enough to be branded a traitor and see his name reduced to a word of derision & shame. Watch as the edifices bearing his name, one by one, tear his disgraceful name away.
May he live long enough to see his wealth stripped away from him and his odious crotch-fruit; his wife eagerly leaving him, attempting to live on the profits of a scandalous tell-all book about her marriage to a loathsome, envious, tiny-dicked monster.
May he live long enough to spend the rest of his miserable life in jail…whining about his innocence to no one listening. May all this drive him to the final, unloved, lonely & reviled madness he was always destined to arrive at.
And only after all this, may he go screaming into the void of the hell that he so richly deserves.
Quote of the Day
Trump's rage over the anonymity of the whistleblower may seem excessive, but it has its own logic. Anonymity means Trump can't give the person an insulting nickname, can't call him or her ugly or fat, can't use his surrogates to smear and intimidate. He can't make it personal. And if Trump can't make it deeply personal somehow, his only alternative is to challenge the whistleblower's account on its merits, on factual grounds, which Trump knows is impossible. THAT is why he's so frustrated. His foe's anonymity disarms him." ~ Jay Bookman via Twitter
Quote of the Day
Trump is currently at the flush-the-meth-down-the-toilet phase of his Presidency." ~ Andy Borowitz
Quote of the Day
Our next president is going to have to go on one fuck of an apology tour." ~ Jeff Tiedrich
#appropriate
CAUTIOUSLY Optimistic
Savage
Donald Trump Phones Ukraine's President
Trump: "Nice country you have there. Beautiful people. Women."
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Trump: "I'd hate to see something bad happen to such a … such the best place. All the bad things. Very bad."
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Trump: "I'd hate for my not-best friend Vlad to get the upper hand in your war with Russia. I'd love to release all that military and economic aid we promised. But, you know, corruption. Sleepy Joe Biden."
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Trump: "Thank you, Ukraine man. So good. So loyal."
The end.
Donald Trump vs. The United States
Sometimes it's worth stepping back to look at the full picture.
He has pressured a foreign leader to interfere in the 2020 American presidential election.
He urged a foreign country to intervene in the 2016 presidential election.
He divulged classified information to foreign officials.
He publicly undermined American intelligence agents while standing next to a hostile foreign autocrat.
He hired a national security adviser who he knew had secretly worked as a foreign lobbyist.
He encourages foreign leaders to enrich him and his family by staying at his hotels.
He genuflects to murderous dictators.
He has alienated America's closest allies.
He lied to the American people about his company's business dealings in Russia.
He tells new lies virtually every week — about the economy, voter fraud, even the weather.
He spends hours on end watching television and days on end staying at resorts.
He often declines to read briefing books or perform other basic functions of a president's job.
He has aides, as well as members of his own party in Congress, who mock him behind his back as unfit for office.
He has repeatedly denigrated a deceased United States senator who was a war hero.
He insulted a Gold Star family — the survivors of American troops killed in action.
He described a former first lady, not long after she died, as "nasty."
He described white supremacists as "some very fine people."
He told four women of color, all citizens and members of Congress, to "go back and help fix the totally broken and crime-infested places from which they came."
He made a joke about Pocahontas during a ceremony honoring Native American World War II veterans.
He launched his political career by falsely claiming that the first black president was not really American.
He launched his presidential campaign by describing Mexicans as "rapists."
He has described women, variously, as "a dog," "a pig" and "horseface," as well as "bleeding badly from a facelift" and having "blood coming out of her wherever."
He has been accused of sexual assault or misconduct by multiple women.
He enthusiastically campaigned for a Senate candidate who was accused of molesting multiple teenage girls.
He waved around his arms, while giving a speech, to ridicule a physically disabled person.
He has encouraged his supporters to commit violence against his political opponents.
He has called for his opponents and critics to be investigated and jailed.
He uses a phrase popular with dictators — "the enemy of the people" — to describe journalists.
He attempts to undermine any independent source of information that he does not like, including judges, scientists, journalists, election officials, the F.B.I., the C.I.A., the Congressional Budget Office and the National Weather Service.
He has tried to harass the chairman of the Federal Reserve into lowering interest rates.
He said that a judge could not be objective because of his Mexican heritage.
He obstructed justice by trying to influence an investigation into his presidential campaign.
He violated federal law by directing his lawyer to pay $280,000 in hush money to cover up two apparent extramarital affairs.
He made his fortune partly through wide-scale financial fraud.
He has refused to release his tax returns.
He falsely accused his predecessor of wiretapping him.
He claimed that federal law-enforcement agents and prosecutors regularly fabricated evidence, thereby damaging the credibility of criminal investigations across the country.
He has ordered children to be physically separated from their parents.
He has suggested that America is no different from or better than Vladimir Putin's Russia.
He has called America a "hellhole."
He is the president of the United States, and he is a threat to virtually everything that the United States should stand for.
What Say You?
This Explains So Much
THEY LIVE
The Orange Skidmark's Presidency Summed Up in One Photo
I Think We All Are at This Point
Funny, That
Quote of the Day
At the Very LEAST…
Not. Soon. Enough.
This is Where We're At
You see an obviously Photoshopped picture that totally disrespects the "President" of the United States and you think, "Too bad it's not real!"
If Only
Weekend Update
Un-Fucking-Fit
From James Fallows at The Atlantic:
…But now we've had something we didn't see so clearly during the campaign. These are episodes of what would be called outright lunacy, if they occurred in any other setting: An actually consequential rift with a small but important NATO ally, arising from the idea that the U.S. would "buy Greenland." Trump's self-description as "the Chosen One," and his embrace of a supporter's description of him as the "second coming of God" and the "King of Israel." His logorrhea, drift, and fantastical claims in public rallies, and his flashes of belligerence at the slightest challenge in question sessions on the White House lawn. His utter lack of affect or empathy when personally meeting the most recent shooting victims, in Dayton and El Paso. His reduction of any event, whatsoever, into what people are saying about him.
Obviously I have no standing to say what medical pattern we are seeing, and where exactly it might lead. But just from life I know this:
- If an airline learned that a pilot was talking publicly about being "the Chosen One" or "the King of Israel" (or Scotland or whatever), the airline would be looking carefully into whether this person should be in the cockpit.
- If a hospital had a senior surgeon behaving as Trump now does, other doctors and nurses would be talking with administrators and lawyers before giving that surgeon the scalpel again.
- If a public company knew that a CEO was making costly strategic decisions on personal impulse or from personal vanity or slight, and was doing so more and more frequently, the board would be starting to act. (See: Uber, management history of.)
- If a university, museum, or other public institution had a leader who routinely insulted large parts of its constituency—racial or religious minorities, immigrants or international allies, women—the board would be starting to act.
- If the U.S. Navy knew that one of its commanders was routinely lying about important operational details, plus lashing out under criticism, plus talking in "Chosen One" terms, the Navy would not want that person in charge of, say, a nuclear-missile submarine. (See: The Queeg saga in The Caine Mutiny, which would make ideal late-summer reading or viewing for members of the White House staff.)
Yet now such a person is in charge not of one nuclear-missile submarine but all of them—and the bombers and ICBMs, and diplomatic military agreements, and the countless other ramifications of executive power.
If Donald Trump were in virtually any other position of responsibility, action would already be under way to remove him from that role. The board at a public company would have replaced him outright or arranged a discreet shift out of power. (Of course, he would never have gotten this far in a large public corporation.) The chain-of-command in the Navy or at an airline or in the hospital would at least call a time-out, and check his fitness, before putting him back on the bridge, or in the cockpit, or in the operating room. (Of course, he would never have gotten this far as a military officer, or a pilot, or a doctor.)
There are two exceptions. One is a purely family-run business, like the firm in which Trump spent his entire previous career. And the other is the U.S. presidency, where he will remain, despite more and more-manifest Queeg-like unfitness, as long as the GOP Senate stands with him.
(Why the Senate? Because the two constitutional means for removing a president, impeachment and the 25th Amendment, both ultimately require two thirds support from the Senate. Under the 25th Amendment, a majority of the Cabinet can remove a president—but if the president disagrees, he can retain the office unless two thirds of both the House and Senate vote against him, an even tougher standard than with impeachment. Once again it all comes back to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell.)
Donald Trump is who we knew him to be. But now he's worse. The GOP Senate continues to show us what it is.
Y'all Are Still Assuming There Will BE An Election
If it is obvious the orange shitgibbon is going down in historic proportions, I fully expect the planet to be a smoldering nuclear wasteland before the election actually happens.