Trump: "Nice country you have there. Beautiful people. Women."
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Trump: "I'd hate to see something bad happen to such a … such the best place. All the bad things. Very bad."
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Trump: "I'd hate for my not-best friend Vlad to get the upper hand in your war with Russia. I'd love to release all that military and economic aid we promised. But, you know, corruption. Sleepy Joe Biden."
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Trump: "Thank you, Ukraine man. So good. So loyal."
The end.