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I’m Lookin’ At You, Starbucks…

Okay, Starbucks may have separate bags for trash and potentially recyclable items, but what about all the cross-contamination? Is there someone in back who manually sorts everything before it’s sent out? I think not.

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Dad! Mom’s Off Her Meds Again!

The Trump-backed candidate for Michigan Secretary of State, QAnon conspiracy theorist Kristina Karamo, says abortion is “child sacrifice” and a “satanic practice.” According toCNN’s KFile, the community college professor said on an episode of her podcast “It’s Solid Food” that “Abortion is really nothing new. The child sacrifice is a very satanic practice, and that’s precisely what abortion is. And we need to see it as such.”

The candidate for statewide office went on to claim that intimate relationships lead to demonic possession.

“But having intimate relationships with people who are demonically possessed or oppressed – I strongly believe that a person opens themselves up to possession. Demonic possession is real.”

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Angry About the Price of Gas?

Are you a conservative who’s angry about the price of gas?

Luckily, there are solutions.

You could buy your own gas station then set the price to whatever you want.

You could just walk everywhere instead of driving. No one’s holding a gun to your head and forcing you to buy gas.

You could work harder and make smarter choices. Then, you wouldn’t be struggling so much.

You could give up the little bit of enjoyment in your life so you could save enough money to afford the expensive gas.

What’s that? That advice is complete nonsense and downright cruel to even suggest?

Yeah. You’re right. It is. But that’s what you’ve been saying to struggling people since forever. And now you act like it’s some horrific injustice when the group of people who are struggling now includes you.

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