Well That Was a Waste of Time

So much for all the opportunities the recruiter told me she had yesterday. Turns out she was only collecting resumes. The entire interview lasted less than ten minutes. "We have several things we're working on at the moment and if you're a good match for any of them I'll be in touch."

Blargh.

And she couldn't understand why I didn't want to move into the I.T. Director position.  I said, "Look, I'm a desktop tech. I love being a desktop tech. I hope to be doing desktop support until I retire." I don't expect to hear anything more from her, and frankly, that's okay. I also got in touch with another one of the recruiters I worked with last summer to let him know I was on the market again.

I didn't have quite as much luck contacting the firm that placed me where I am now. No one there was answering their phones and the emails I sent to the recruiter who handled my account were getting bounced back.

At least it was a nice day off. And I got to have lunch with my man.

 

Back Into the Job Hunt

About a month ago my boss bore the brunt of anger from the CEO over the fact that "50% of our faxes are not being received."  Aside from the fact that I'm tempted to ask why our business is still dependent on technology from the last century, I think the powers that be overreacted completely to a situation that was only marginally under I.T.'s control.  (How exactly are we responsible for ensuring that paper faxes are delivered to the intended recipient after they're spit out of the machines?) There were a lot of other, smaller incidents preceding this, so I guess it was the proverbial straw.

Within days of the beating, (while there were no physical bruises, he really did look like a dog who'd been savaged by a rolled up newspaper) he resigned his position as I.T. Director. This was devastating, not only because I truly liked working with the guy and looked up to him, but also because he had a hell of a lot more knowledge about what went on "behind the wall" (a phrase the I.T. Director at my last job used a lot) than I ever could hope for. But none of us in the department were too worried; he was going to stay with the firm, "in another capacity."

Well that changed today. He's officially leaving as of the end of the month. This follows on the heels of one of our application analysts quitting earlier this week. We were a small shop to begin with, and this is going to seriously cripple the department. In a meeting today, the COO said she expected all of us who remain (a grand total of 3) to take up the slack and "take on additional responsibilities" until a suitable replacement can be hired.

Yeah, we know how that works, doesn't it?  We somehow manage to keep the spice flowing, and all of a sudden they realize they don't need to hire any replacements.

Before you know it, Alexander finds himself as I.T. Director at the same pay he was making as a desktop tech. WHAT A SAVINGS!

Yeah, that's not going to happen.

I have no interest in his job—even if they tripled my current salary—and yet it's obvious that I'm being pushed in that direction.

I am a desktop tech, not a systems administrator. Not an I.T. Manager. I like what I do. I know what I do, and frankly just keeping up with the changes occurring in that aspect of technology is hard enough without having to now know and understand (to the point of being able to fill in when they're out) what the the other members of the department do.

As usual, management is clueless about tech works. Clueless.

So, my resume was updated and reactivated on Monster and Dice right after I got out of the meeting, and tonight I'll be hitting all the other job sites I utilized last summer.  Almost immediately after finishing on those two initial sites I started getting emails from recruiters. I have a meeting scheduled tomorrow with one of the bigger recruiting firms (I'm taking a sick day) and have followed up with another who claimed I'd be a perfect fit for a position they have coming available in about two to three weeks.

Having been through this all before, I can only say, "We'll see…"

I take some consolation in knowing that when I originally moved to San Francisco the first job I had there didn't work out either—but led me to a place I where I stayed for the next 8 years. The same thing happened when I moved back to Phoenix in 2002.

Fingers crossed.

Smile and Nod

So I'm being hired by the company I've been contracting at since August.

This is a good thing, but I'm not going to be popping any champagne corks over it.

Why? Initially I thought my boss had offered me only slightly less than what I'd been making in Phoenix. I knew asking for that amount would never fly, but this was an acceptable compromise. Sweet!

But when the head of H.R. called to confirm the amount, it was obvious that there had been a miscommunication.  What I had heard as a yearly offer (because up until this time we'd been talking in yearly terms) was actually the cents portion of an hourly salary that translated to about $7000 a year less than I was making in Phoenix.

While it's $2.50 an hour more than I'm making as a contractor, the amount they were offering was still way below the "low average" for my job description in this region.

My boss was positively verklempt when this came to light. He accepted full responsibility for the misunderstanding and supposedly went back to management and tried to negotiate a higher salary, but returned empty handed. Afterward he admitted that he'd pretty much blown this year's budget by hiring the outside network consulting firm to manage our servers and infrastructure, not anticipating when I initially came on that I'd work out as well as I did and that they'd actually want to hire me.

He said he knew I was worth far more than they were offering. He also said the COO knew I was worth far more than they were offering.  And he understood completely if I wanted to cut my losses and leave.

I told him I wasn't going to do that.

So why didn't I refuse the offer that inspired the title of this post?  Several reasons. As is obvious to anyone who's been looking for work this year, the economy sucks, and finding another job—much less one that pays what I want—right now would probably be next to impossible. It took me nearly three months to find this gig, and it was simply by sheer luck that it happened when it did. In other words, "a bird in hand…"

And as long as the Republicans are in control of Congress (or god forbid, somehow manage to capture the presidency next year) the job situation is not going to get any better. When the GOP Clown Car views gay marriage as a greater threat to the nation than the tanking economy, you know they have no intention whatsoever of doing anything to improve it.

Secondly, I hate interviewing. Based on how the process went for me numerous times last summer, I don't want to have to go through that nightmare again any time soon.

And lastly, despite the horrible commute, this really is a decent place to work. It's not a hospital, I can wear jeans every day of the week, and there's no on-call nonsense. I start receiving benefits immediately (no 90-day wait) and my boss hinted that he may be able to do something about my salary when he gets a new budget in February. Not holding my breath, but I'm willing to at least give him the benefit of the doubt.

I'm Still Amazed

…at being recognized at work for simply doing my job.

This tells me two things: people like how I do my job, and that I've obviously replaced some real losers.

Last Thursday one of the claims processors was having an issue that was obvious from the get-go that it was not going to be a quick fix. She had an older machine that was loaded with one of my predecessor's images, so based on previous experience trying to troubleshoot one of those messes, I told her that instead of wasting time trying to find the underlaying cause of her problem on her current machine it would be easier for everyone involved if I just swapped it out with a clean build. She was fine with that, so I told her it would be about half an hour and I'd return with the replacement.

"I'm not going to lose anything, am I?"

"No," I said.  "I'm not [insert name of previous tech]."

Immediately her face lit up and she said, "Oh, thank GOD."

(This is not the first time I've heard that.)

I got her existing machine back up and running well enough that she could perform her basic job functions and then went back to my desk and fired up one of my already-imaged spares, created her profile, and then transferred all her data and settings behind the scenes.  There were a few minor glitches after I delivered the new box, but I got them sorted.  She was missing a couple personal mail folders that hadn't been stored in the normal locations, some font-specific settings that needed to be recreated in Procomm (yes, we're still using Procomm), and some shared mailboxes had to be reconnected, but she was patient with me while I made things right, and I was more than happy to help her get everything back up and running to her satisfaction.

Hey, it's my job, right? I just try to give these folks the kind of service I would want to receive from I.T. if I was in their shoes—and not simply because I would like to get hired on at the place. Apparently that kind of attitude is uncommon in my field.

Anyhow,  on Friday I received an email from that particular user.  It was copied to her boss, my boss, the head of HR and the COO:

My name is: [user's name]

I would like to recognize: Alexander for the following: Teamwork and Promoting a Positive Workplace

Alexander displayed this in the following manner:

I needed a new computer and Alexander was so nice and patient with me in getting everything set up just how I had it on my old computer. He wanted to make sure I was happy and settled and was also very gracious and helpful with all my questions!

This isn't the first time I've received praise from the people I support. I routinely received accolades at my last job for what I viewed as simply doing my job, and have received several emails at my current position from upper management over the past couple months telling me what a great job I'm doing and how everyone in the company is delighted with my dedication, but this was different.  This was also a nomination for very public internal recognition and award program.

About a half hour after I received the email, I got a call from my boss and the head of HR to tell me that the opening for my permanent position was (finally) going to be posted this coming Monday. That was great news!

Yeah, I'll have to go through the motions and formally apply, but that's only because rules preclude them from just hiring me outright; something I find odd, considering getting hired on directly without the company first posting the position is exactly how it's worked at every other job where I've transitioned from a contract worker to permanent employee. Whatever. It's still good. Benefits start immediately (no waiting period) so I'll be permanently employed and have health insurance again by January 1st.

This Was Me Last Night

It was a rough day. I had to deliver and set up some PCs in our Colorado Springs office.  I don't mind the COS office or going there; it's actually being in Colorado Springs that I hate. I always feel like I need to shower—in bleach—after spending any time there. It seems every car is plastered with little Jeebus fish or American flags or more commonly, both. The gay hate group Focus on the Family is based there. The Christianist indoctrination facility, more commonly known as the Air Force Academy, is located there. Constitution Avenue is a major thoroughfare.  In short, the whole "God-Country-Family" thing hangs in the air like a poison fog to this little freedom-lovin atheist homo (who actually has read the Constitution, no doubt unlike 99% of the people who live there).

It only took me until around 1 pm to get my work done, so after I said my goodbyes to the office manager and had her verify that everything was set up to her satisfaction, I decided to head out in search of lunch before returning to Denver.  I was in the mood for some Jack-in-the-Box tacos and knew there had to be a JIB somewhere in this overweight fast-food-on-every-corner town.  A quick Google search confirmed that and I set off.

On the way there, I encountered a big white 4×4 driven by an old man who was obviously functioning on only two or three brain cells.  He had a "CAIN 2012" sticker plastered on the rear window of the cab (along with with the usual jeebus fish and american flags on the bumper). Seriously? Herman Cain? The wannabe Groper-in-Chief? I only wish I had a voice that would carry far enough for me to yell out my window and ask the douchebag how he would feel if it was his daughter's skirt Cain were reaching under. As expected, when the light changed, he took off pedal-to-the-metal. Three brain cells and a small penis! It was a twofer!

But back to lunch, Ben and I have had terrible luck at the three JIBs in Denver. Service is abysmally slow (even when there's no one else in the restaurant!), orders are delivered missing items, and the people who work there just don't seem to give a damn about any of it.  I'm not sure I'd be any different if I were in that position, but c'mon people. If corporate gets enough complaints about a store you aren't going to be working at all. And encountering the same attitude at three different stores?  (Believe me, we've let Jack know how awful our experience has been.) For that reason I wasn't holding out much hope COS would be any different.

I was pleasantly surprised. It was like a JIB in Phoenix. I placed my order and the food was ready (and hot, which is also unusual) within only a few minutes.

Fighting a burgeoning headache that started earlier that morning, I arrived back at our main office at 3 pm, giving me only an hour to get caught up on whatever tasks had been accumulating in my Inbox during the day. Thankfully it had been a pretty quiet in my absence.

Right before I left for the day, Ben texted and asked if I wanted to meet him at the Starbucks on Colorado on my way home. I texted back yes, but by the time I got there the day had just overwhelmed me and I asked if we could just go home instead. He said that was fine; he wasn't making much headway on his paper anyway.

After a truly unremarkable dinner at the neighborhood Heidi's where I was asked, "Do you want that hot pastrami hot or cold?" (SERIOUSLY) we walked back home and I popped a couple Advil hoping that would finally kill the headache. Since it was Friday night (yay!) I had every intention of remaining awake and getting caught up on what was stored in the TIVO. Instead, I was sound asleep on the sofa minutes later. I think I woke up around 7:30 and sleepily told Ben I was going to bed. I was out the minute my head hit the pillow and slept for the next twelve hours…

 

Spreading the Gospel

We're getting our CEO a MacBook Air.

Seriously.

A series of failures-at-the-most-inopportune-times by his HP laptop led to this decision. He wanted an iPad, but both my boss and I convinced him that it really wouldn't satisfy his requirements while he was on the road.  He wanted something lightweight and easy to carry. (The HP is a brick.)

When my boss (who from previous comment I thought was an avowed Apple hater) suggested the Air it was all I could do to keep my jaw from dropping.

Since we really don't have the infrastructure in place to support Apple products (yet) and certain compatibility issues between OS X and our network exist (believe me, I've tried to resolve them), what we ultimately decided on was replacing his HP lapop with a new desktop and providing the Air to take on the road.  With VPN and Remote Desktop, anything he can't do natively on the Mac will be available from his desktop.

Tom (my boss) has been asking me a lot about Apple lately, and admitted the other day that he thinks I'm turning him.  Today after getting this plan squared away he said, "I guess I'd better buy one for myself now."

Be Careful What You Ask For

…because you may get it!

I like my new job.  It reminds me a lot of the health plan where I worked for the last two years.  The environment is very similar, although about a third smaller. Ironically, my duties here however, will be much expanded from what I'd been doing in Phoenix.

In addition to the usual desktop stuff, I'm also assisting the one very overworked I.T. manager with systems support.  I'm in a little over my head here, but he understands this and is more than willing to do a little hand holding until I get up to speed. The systems side of things is also something I wanted to get into, but in nearly every company I've worked for there has been very definite dividing line between systems and desktop. But not here.

There's no help desk; trouble calls come in by email and phone.  There was a long list of outstanding issues when I arrived this morning, and by mid-afternoon they'd all been resolved.  My supervisor was thrilled. He asked me more than once if I felt overwhelmed or if any of the calls had left me scratching my head.  I told him not at all. (Apparently the guy who I replaced not only lacked customer service skills, he was technically inept.)

There's also no imaging solution in place, even though they're licensed for Norton Ghost. That's something he wants to rectify and I'm more than happy to get it set up.

It's also a reasonable commute, located in the Denver Tech Center, about 8 miles southwest of where we're staying; exactly where I had hoped to be working.

If things continue like they are, I fully expect that this 30-60 day contract will turn into something much more. There is a lot of work to be done, the I.T. Manager is open to new ways of doing things, and I have several solutions for issues I noted just today that I gained over the last 7 years that would work great here.

Did I mention I can wear jeans?

Touched By His Noodly Appendage

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all of His Noodly Appendages, it finally happened.  I got a job.

Hopefully this will be a decent place, not requiring me to immediately reach for the abort button.  It's healthcare related, but it's on the insurance side of things (no hospitals involved), and it sounds more or less like what I was doing at my last position.

Speaking of my last position, I secured this gig through the same company that had placed me there those many years ago.

This is another emergency placement that supposedly has only a 30-day life expectancy, but the recruiter stressed that it could turn into something more because the client was looking for "a good fit; someone who understands the meaning of customer service." Apparently the last person they had in there was expressing her problems with the customers to the customers, instead of sharing them among the tech staff and anonymously on blogs (cough, cough).  In addition, the paperwork I signed indicated it would last through the end of September, so even if this doesn't go permanent, it relieves the financial pressure I've been feeling and will keep the wolves at bay.

Before the call came in this afternoon, I had even gone so far as to run up to our storage unit and open nearly every fucking box to find the elusive Dell laptop I had stashed away, as well as the original boxes for my camera and lenses in hopes of extracting some much needed cash via Craigslist.  Now it appears that will be unnecessary. I don't mind parting with the Dell; I knew it would be much more difficult to let go of the camera.

Ugh.

I did not get the job at Arapahoe County like I was hoping for. "They decided to go in a different direction."

I have the experience. I have the knowledge. Am I coming across as complete dolt in the interviews?

Thankfully I have one more definite interview lined up this week, as well as having two potentials in the mix.  Of those two, one sounds like it might be a perfect match, even better than the county job.  Still, I'm disappointed that I wasn't chosen for that one.

 

Unemployment, Day 50

I had a good interview yesterday afternoon. It was with a new agency I hadn't previously worked with.  They're submitting me for a support position with a healthcare provider that doesn't require any direct hospital work.  It's pretty much exactly what I was hoping for, and while the pay rate is below my desired minimum, it's a 3-month contract-to-hire gig that will undoubtedly pay more if I'm hired on as an employee.  This put me in kind of an up mood, because not only does it sound like a job I'd like, it's only about a 20 minute commute from anywhere Ben and I could conceivably settle.

The recruiter also told me she'd gotten glowing recommendations from my two past supervisors. This was not unexpected, but it was still nice to have it confirmed.

They're going to try and get me in front of the client for an interview the first of next week.

I also got a call from a recruiter in New York regarding a 3-4 month contract position working through an outsourcing company to image and roll out new PCs "for a military client." I asked if it required a security clearance, and was told no. That sounded kind of odd, but I'm not in a position now where I can just automatically dismiss things out of hand. I'm meeting with a representative from the outsourcing company (that looks completely legitimate but doesn't have an office in Denver) at a Starbucks Monday afternoon.  If I had not personally witnessed several job interviews taking place in that venue since arriving in Denver I would've though it very odd, but now…not so much. Maybe it's a Colorado thing?

But of course, I'm still hoping to hear on Monday from the recruiter who's been on vacation this past week regarding my interview from a week ago. That's the place I really want to work.

Unemployment, Day 49

Ben's class started an hour later today, so in addition to sleeping in a bit longer than usual, we had breakfast together.

I'm now back at Starbucks, once again filling out applications and cruising job boards.  I took to heart a suggestion left by one of my readers, and also posted my resume on Craigslist.  I figure it couldn't hurt.

I still have a feeling I'll get called about the interview from last Friday. The fact that the hiring manager as well as my recruiter are both on vacation this week has got to be the reason I haven't heard anything; or at least that's what I keep telling myself to keep from slipping into a deep depression.

I know from previous experience that in order to keep from ending up in an blue unemployment funk, I need to keep busy while waiting for that phone call that puts me back to work.  And keeping busy in my case means doing something I love: taking pictures.

Gully Homestead
Delaney Farm, Aurora CO

Bridge
Delaney Farm, Aurora CO

Flower Garden
Delaney Farm, Aurora CO

Decay
Abandoned Property, Aurora CO

Bridge and Barn
Delaney Farm, Aurora CO

Daisies
Delaney Farm, Aurora CO

Bzzz…
Abandoned Property, Aurora CO

Bridge
Delaney Farm, Aurora CO
30mm, ISO 100, f5.0, 1/60 sec

Sunflower
Abandoned Property, Aurora CO

Unemployment, Day 47

And so begins another day of sitting in Starbucks, applying online for jobs that I never hear anything more about after clicking "submit," and waiting for calls from random recruiters who "saw my resume on monster" that on average offer up one decent job for every five that are blatantly ridiculous.

The winner in today's ridiculous category was a call from an Indian guy whose accent was so thick I literally could not understand half of what he was saying. Thankfully he simultaneously emailed me the job description so I could see what he was calling about. It was a part time contract that involved using my own vehicle to drive "on average" 750 miles per week (with no reimbursement) to service PCs. And the outstanding rate they were willing to pay for this? $13.00 per hour.

That might cover fuel costs.

Seriously.

I could have said many things, but instead simply thanked him and said I was looking a full 40 hours a week.

This reminded me of 2003 when I got calls from recruiters who were trying to fill positions that required Bachelor's Degrees, multiple certifications, and 5 years of hands-on experience—and were paying a whopping $8 an hour.  I laughed at them and told them to call back when the clients were serious.

On a more positive note, I have a meeting scheduled Friday afternoon to meet with yet another new recruiter at a well known firm I haven't worked with before. While she doesn't have anything definite to offer me at the moment she assures me they "get desktop positions all the time." Even if she doesn't have an immediate position to offer, I think it's still worthwhile to put a human face on this increasingly-frustrating process, and since I have nothing else going on at this point, what have I got to lose?

Anxious

Very, very anxious.

One of two good job leads I had has dried up.  I spoke to the recruiter today and she said, "Oh, they've decided to put this on hold." Well gee, thanks for letting me know.

I'm still waiting to hear about the second.  I had what I consider to be a good interview last Friday, and the manager I met with told me that she was expecting to make a decision by Tuesday (today).  I just called the recruiter I'd been working with on this opportunity, only to discover SHE'S ON VACATION THE REST OF THE WEEK.  I asked to be connected with the Account Manger for this gig, and got her voicemail.  I left a message asking that she call me back.

So far this morning I've spoken with all the recruiters I've been working with, and none of them have anything else right now…except one.  It's a six month contract at significantly less money than I was making even five years ago, but at this point, if I don't hear anything about this other job by the end of the week I'm going to tell him to go ahead and submit me.

I have to get back to work.

I find myself wishing that Ben and I had planned financially for this move about six months earlier than we did. While I'm not down to my last penny, the balance in my checking account has fallen below my comfort level and my anxiety level is rising with each passing day. Thankfully Ben has one more student loan disbursement coming, and he officially starts teaching in about a week, so there will be money coming in, but until I get a job, we're stuck in a hotel that reeks of pot and patchouli and everything we own remains in storage.

That Was Quick

"That was quick!"
"What do you mean that was quick?"
"It was quick! In and out, just like that! In and out!"
"Piss off and fix me some coffee, will ya!"
—Interchange between Christine Painter (Julie Walters) and Rose (Victoria Hardcastle) in Terry Jones' 1987 film Personal Services

After a month-long vacation period of unemployment, I finally landed a job yesterday.  It happened in the blink of an eye.  I got a call from a recruiter whom I'd not heard from previously who had an urgent need for a desktop tech in a healthcare company.

Ugh. Not my first choice.

Even so, I met with the guy, and while I had some strong misgivings about returning to a hospital environment, the fact that the balance in my bank accounts were starting to cause some concern overrode it, I agreed to let him submit me for consideration.  Even I had to admit that on paper I was a perfect match for what they were looking for, so it came as no big surprise when he called back late yesterday afternoon to tell me that I had been hired without so much as an interview.  Finally, a light at the end of the tunnel!

This morning I was at the agreed-upon location at the agreed-upon time, but the account rep was nowhere to be seen and was not answering his cell.  Thankfully the email I received also included contact info for the I.T. Manager I'd be working for.  I called him, and he said he was unable to come down to the lobby to meet me; he would send one of the techs to get me set up with an access badge.

That was the first warning sign. The manager, whom the recruiter said I needed specifically to dress for ("wear a tie"), didn't even have time to come down to meet me.  I can't imagine my previous director ever acting so callously toward a new member of his team, even if he was only a contractor.

The tech (whom I wasn't even going to be working with) came down and escorted me through the labyrinthine maze to the underground materials management office, where I watched with no small amount of amusement while my badge was prepared.  Apparently the woman who made the badges had some moderate OCD going on, because every time her Outlook dinged, she stopped what she was working on to check on the incoming mail. "Squirrel!"

Second warning sign: instead of being taken upstairs to perhaps then meet the supervisor, I was immediately wisked out of the building to an adjacent facility where the deployment team that I was to be a part of was working.

Third warning sign: after being introduced to the project lead and the two techs, one of the techs immediately started ragging on the customers as well as management in regards to the project they were working on.

Now I'll be the first to admit that I've ragged about my previous job on many, many occasions—as long-time readers of this blog will attest.  But never in all those posts did I name the company or call out anyone specifically.  How did this guy know that I wouldn't immediately run back to the supervisor and report his toxic negativity?

There wasn't a lot I could do other than physically hook up PCs and do a bit of work on the patch panels as I did not yet have system account set up, but that was fine. (Not surprising considering the rapidity with which all this happened; I hadn't even completed the necessary hiring paperwork at the agency.)

But as the morning progressed, I became more and more despondent. That hospital smell, the prima-donna attitude of the nurses and doctors… I felt like I'd taken a huge step backward in my career, and I started contemplating my options. The angel on my right shoulder said, "Stay the week and see how it goes. It might get better." The devil on my left said, "Cut your losses and get the hell out of here now." Or maybe their roles were reversed.  I can never tell.

All I know is that practically from the get-go, this assignment just didn't "feel" right, and I was having flashbacks of a gig I did at St. Mary's Hospital in San Francisco about fifteen years ago. Then, as now, there was a reason they were willing to pay substantially more than similar jobs, and it wasn't because they were being generous.  It should've been the big red warning sign that tipped me off before I even got started.

I had hoped that a break for lunch would help clear my thoughts.  Instead, whoever it was on the left kept screaming: "Get the hell out of this place NOW."

I returned from lunch and called the lead tech, asking where she and the others were working. "Oh, I'm in the basement, but I have to go to a meeting in about two minutes. Call Matt (Mr. Negative) and find out where he wants you." She gave me his number and hung up.  I called Matt and got the "The number you have dialed is not in service," message.  I hung up and called the lead back.  It went immediately to her voice mail.

This was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back.  I'd had enough. This was not the place for me, even on a short-term basis.

As I was walking back to my car, I called up the recruiter and told him I was terminating my as-yet-unsigned contract.  (Yeah, I still hadn't received the paperwork that was supposed to have been emailed to me by start of business today; yet another issue.)  I explained the situation and that I was leaving and would not be returning.

Needless to say, he was a little surprised.

My phone rang several times as I drove back home. (Sad that I'm starting to refer to the hotel as "home." Must be Stockholm Syndrome.)  I returned his calls about an hour later. This time he was not surprised so much as angry and demanding that I give him specific reasons why I couldn't continue on the contract.  Since I was the second guy in as many weeks that he'd sent over to this particular hospital who didn't work out, this was reflecting very badly on him.  I told him outright that maybe it wasn't the guys he was sending over, but the environment he was sending them into. "I have several guys over there who love it!" Yeah, several guys whose names he couldn't even recall. Real professional, this one.

And he wouldn't end the call, even after I admitted that it was probably my fault for accepting another job in healthcare when I shouldn't have.

What did I learn from this horrible day?  NO MORE HOSPITAL WORK…EVER.  If it comes down to it, I will sling Cappuccinos at Starbucks before I ever return to that environment.

Several years ago, when I was first transferred over to the health plan portion of the company I worked for, I resented it.  I'd been working at the hospital for five years and really enjoyed the fact that I'd whipped the technical environment and the expectations of my users into shape and that the workload was quite manageable. Plus, the health plan had a horrible reputation.

But after having been at the health plan only six months, I realized I did not miss the hospital environment one bit, and while I had a dozen or so users I would've gladly pushed off the roof, on the whole it was a much less stressful place to work.  As six months turned into two years and talk surfaced of reshuffling support staff among the facilities, I realized that if it meant going back to hospital work it would be the impetus that would finally force me to quit.

So we're no better or worse off than we were yesterday at this time.  I know Ben's a little disappointed that he may have to use his next student loan disbursement to keep a roof over our heads instead of buying a new toy he's been lusting after, but as he said, "your sanity is more important than any job."

And as if to tell me things are never as bad as they seem, I got a call from the headhunter who sent me to that disastrous interview telling me that I (duh!) did not make the cut. I told him I was surprised to be hearing from him considering how poorly I did at that interview.  "Don't worry," he said, "everyone has bad interviews and as long as you come away from them learning something, it's all good.  And by the way, we have quite a few openings coming up soon at [insert healthcare company name] if you're interested."  "I've been rethinking healthcare," I said. "Heathcare insurance, or healthcare corporate office support is fine, but NO hospitals!" He laughed and said he'd make a note of it, and just to be clear, the jobs coming available would actually be in the corporate office. No hospital work required.

Blew It

Finally got an interview today.  It wasn't anything great; just a 30-day contract, but it would've been a little extra money coming in.

But it blew it.  Bad. Probably the worst performance of my career.  I knew beforehand it was going to be a technical interview, but I wasn't prepared for just how technical.  But then, how do you prepare for that when you haven't got a clue what the questions are going to be?

First off, the agency that sent me over didn't bother to forward the interviewer my resume, so I might as well have been someone who wandered in off the street. With no clue to my background or experience I think my inability to provide answers to some of the questions made me look just plain unqualified, and I hated that.

We got on just fine, and I think we'd have a good working relationship, but rapport alone will not get my foot in the door if someone has doubts about my technical ability.

Many of the questions were what I would consider more systems admin than desktop oriented.  While I know a bit about what goes on "behind the wall," as my former supervisor used to call it, a lot of the acronyms he asked about threw me for a loop…as did the question that asked what specific port numbers were used for.  Not once in all the years I've been working have I had to mess with ports as a desktop support tech.  Maybe I've been sheltered. Maybe the fact that in all the environments I've worked desktop has been solidly walled off from systems. Maybe these things are important to desktop techs in the environment he supports, but they haven't been a part of the ones I that I have.

For the record, I now know what the four most common are (IMAP, HTTP, HTTPS, and SMTP) so in the unlikely event I'm asked about them in future interviews I won't look like a complete idiot.

He liked a lot of the answers I gave, but when he said, "based on your earlier answers I won't waste time with these other questions," I knew I was pretty much sunk.

I will be seriously surprised if I get called back. What pissed me off the most was that as I was driving back to the hotel I was thinking about some of the questions I couldn't answer and thought, "Of course! I know what that is!" Duh.

Whatever. A major part of this assignment was just going to be breaking down equipment and moving it from one room to another.  I don't think I'm going to need to know port numbers to move and reassemble PCs.

Tomorrow is a new day, and with it will come new opportunities.

Kit Building

As a kid growing up in the 60s, I was an avid plastic model kit builder.  I honestly don't remember what the first one was that I built, but I have memories of a maroon car from the 30s or 40s that had a rumble seat.  I thought that seat was so cool.  As I grew up I went through several phases of kit building as my main focus of interest changed: cars, monsters from classic movies, dinosaur skeletons, anatomical models, and lastly, spacecraft and airplanes.  In fact, I associate the smell of plastic model cement with Christmas as much as the smell of turkey, dressing, and fresh-baked cookies.

I have two especially great model memories.  The first was on my 9th birthday. My dad was late getting home from work that day.  Knowing how time passes for a child, he probably wasn't more than half hour or so, but it seemed like an eternity.  And the reason?  He had gone to several hobby stores trying to find a particular model kit I wanted.  I was deep in the throes of  my "I want to be a doctor" phase, and while he was able to find Renwal's Visible Man, the Visible Woman kit was nowhere to be found.  So instead, he bought me the Visible Dog, which was equally cool.  (I acquired the Visible Woman while visiting relatives in Green Bay about a year later.)  The second memory was the Christmas that I received the 4' tall kit of the Saturn V moon rocket.  I know I'd been clamoring for this model for weeks—if not months—and at $30, it was extremely expensive for the time, but my parents being who they were, came through.

At the time, model kits were available of just about anything the United States had put into the air or into space, and I swear I must've had just about every one of them at one time or another. The summer after I got the Saturn V, I was deep into commercial airliners. My first was a Boeing 727, followed up by a 737, a 707, and one of the then brand-new 747.  I remember how excited I was to see one in person the following summer as we flew to Massachusetts to visit the grandparents.  I bought the 747 (Pam Am livery!) kit when we were back east, and resented the fact that Mom wouldn't let me build it because there would be no way of getting it home if it were assembled. Ah, the frustration! But surprisingly, my favorite kit of all the airliners was the 737 (United livery). I don't know why; there was just something about its short, bulldog-like lines that I adored.

To this day I yearn to own one of the professional models of both the 737 and 747, but can't ever seem to justify the expense, much less purchasing one of those old kits today.

Anyway, last night I dreamt that Ben and I were at a toy or hobby store of some kind in Denver. The selection of kits was nothing short of amazing (the store elicited the kind of wonder I felt whenever walking into the shop I frequented when I was a kid). There were rows and rows of shelves stacked to over our heads with just about every kit you could think of. I remember there were even kits available of the Apollo Lunar Module as it evolved in design.

I found a couple kits that I liked, but put them back because I don't build models any more. The last time I did was in 1999 or thereabouts, when I wrangled an original 1969 model kit of the Apollo spacecraft off eBay for cheap. Can't tell you how many times I nearly gave up on it; to this day I don't understand how kids have the patience to put one of these things together, much less properly paint them. About five years prior to that I built a Visible Woman kit to give to a friend of mine who was an elementary school teacher in San Francisco; an exercise that sent me to the ER with an X-acto blade lanced thumb.

Anyhow, in the dream, as we were getting ready to leave the store, I wanted to go back to see if they had the 737 model, because that was one kit I wanted. And then it ended.

As I lay there in that sort of half-asleep, half-awake state, the meaning of this dream was very clear: it had been about my job search. Those kits represented all the opportunities available to me, yet I felt most comfortable going back to something I was familiar with. This tells me that while that may be the easiest route, maybe it's time to branch out a little and build something new…

I Give Up

Three weeks ago I put in a new W-4 at work to maximize the amount of money I'd be getting out of my last two paychecks.  I understand why it didn't show up on the check immediately following the change since it was put in mid-cycle, but it didn't show up this time, and I fully expect my final check in two weeks won't reflect the change either. I'm half tempted to start sending emails, but at this point say fuck it, because I really want nothing more to do with the utter incompetence that has been a hallmark of working for that company for the last seven years.  Is it really that hard to do a payroll change? Apparently the answer is yes.

"Breathing is hard!"

UPDATE: I sent an email through my gmail account to the payroll director and she responded almost immediately saying that she would take care of it.  On a lark, I tried logging into my old company webmail, and guess what? Still works. Am I surprised? Not in the least. [See above.]

It's actually good that my account was still accessible, because my former supervisor had sent an updated letter of recommendation for me there.

So Long, Farewell

This is the last view I have of the workroom/office I've occupied for the last two years. And in advance of our move to Denver, as of noon today, my employment with the healthcare company I've called home for the past seven years has come to an end.

The going-away lunch with my team was surprisingly bittersweet.  I am leaving my facility in very capable hands however, and wish him all the luck patience in the world. He's going to need it.

Saturdays Aren't Supposed To Suck

And yet today has pegged the suck-o-meter.

We went to Russ's memorial service this morning.  What stood out the most was that while his partner of the last seven years was in attendance, his name (or relationship to Russ) was not even mentioned during the eulogy.  Other things that were said made it obvious that Russ's family knew he was gay (and apparently had no issue with it), so I'm at a loss to explain why Ken was so conspicuously left out.

Initially I was the only person there from work and didn't recognize anyone other than Ken, but about fifteen minutes into the proceedings five other folks from the I.S. department showed up.

I'm kind of surprised that Russ's passing has affected me as profoundly as it has, especially considering how (a) we weren't really all that close and how (b) friends much closer to me were dropping left and right during the late 80s and early 90s and I didn't feel nearly the sense of loss I'm feeling with this passing.  Maybe it's because it came on so suddenly. (I saw him about a month ago and while he was thinner than I've ever seen him in the five years we've known each other and he admitted to a lot of problems with his health, he was happy and upbeat, fully believing that he was going to persevere.)

I'm also on call this week. I fully expected the fucking pager go off at some point this morning; it didn't disappoint.

Thankfully it happened before we even left for the service, and I was able to convince the user that the issue could wait until Monday.  While driving home after the service however, the pager went off again.  I ignored it until I got home.  Three more tickets had come in, although only one had been specifically assigned to me: one at a clinic I didn't even know was open on Saturday, and two out at the northwest hospital, the facility I am least familiar with.

The clinic call was one of those where a doctor was being inconvenienced by a wireless tablet not working, so of course it was a Priority One, Hair-On-Fire, End-Of-The-World issue.  This particular clinic has had ongoing issues with their wireless tablets almost from the day they were first deployed, and there has been no definitive solution to the problems forthcoming.  These tablets are one of several pieces of hardware that have been rolled out to the hospitals since I was transferred to our non-clinical business unit, so I have absolutely no experience with them.  Again—fortunately—I was finally able to convince the user that the issue could wait until Monday morning, when the usual support-tech could address it.

The other two calls also involved new equipment. I have limited experience (a half day of training) with the rolling computer carts, but absolutely none with the hand-held barcode reader units. Neither ticket was directly assigned to me, so they're both getting ignored until they show up in my queue.  At this point I don't care.  If the shit hits the fan on Monday, so be it.  It may be the trigger I need to get off my ass and actually find a different job.

Speaking to that, I got another lead from one of the recruiters I'm registered with.  It's geographically less-than-desirable, turning my fifteen minute commute into about a forty-five minute one, but I wrote her back and told her I'd be interested in talking with them.  At this point the extra commute time is worth it.  I'm done with the place I'm at now.

So I doubt much of anything can be done to salvage this day.  As soon as Ben wakes from his nap, I'm going to suggest going out for Mexican food—or Chicken and Waffles—tonight.

Things I'd Say If I Could

Dear Employee:

First of all, I have no idea how you got hired for the technology-intensive position you occupy. I can understand not being familiar with some of the specialized applications we use here, but with it being 2010 and not 1980, I would have thought that demonstrating at least a basic understanding of how Windows and Microsoft Office operate would be a requirement for employment at this organization. Obviously I was mistaken.

Secondly, many of your issues (at least the ones concerning your computer equipment) can be solved by simply rebooting.  Oh wait, "rebooting" is one of those complicated "techie" words.  Let me rephrase: "Turn your computer off and turn it back on."  No, not the display; I'm talking about the tower that's on the floor.

Thirdly, your CD drive will not play a DVD, and whining about it won't change that fact.  I don't care if it is work related and you have to see it NOW.  Am I supposed to pull a DVD drive out of my ass? Your director needs to request a quote and if he approves the purchase it normally takes about a week to receive it.

Fourth, all requests for assistance MUST go through the Help Desk, regardless of how incompetent they really are over there. (Something I think we can both agree on.) This is drummed into you folks from your very first new hire orientation, yet you still think that by calling me directly, emailing, or stopping me in the hall your problem will get looked at quicker.  It won't.  And don't send me an email at 10pm because your mouse isn't working and then get all snarky the next morning because I didn't respond. I do not check email after I leave work.  If you followed procedure and called the frigging Help Desk like you should have, your problem might have been solved then and there, as unlikely a scenario as that is. At the very least they would've had the on-call tech get in touch with you.

And lastly, the volume of whining you do has a direct inverse effect on the priority I place on your problem.  Despite what you may believe, yours is not the most important job in this organization and business will not come to a grinding halt because you can't VPN from home.  If what you need to do is that important, get off your ass and come into the office like the rest of us.

Thank you, and you have yourself a great day!