Right?
Never More True Than Right Now
Monday
No. Lie. Detected.
Tuesday Back In The Office
Eat The Rich
Since I Have Another Review Coming Up…
And frankly, at this point—with 250 or so calendar days to go before I retire—what's the fucking point? If I don't meet my goals in a year you're going to do what? fire me after I've been gone six months? leave a derogatory note in my employee file?
Can I Print This Out And Hang It In My Cube At Work?
I Don't Know What Went Down At Work Last Night…
…but there's gotta be a good story attached to it!
Every. Damn. Day.
😈 😈 😈
Sunday Night
Every. Damn. Day.
"My computer doesn't go up and down."
No, really. I got that yesterday.
Tuesday Back In The Office
Monday
Sunday Night
That Long?
That's me the second I pull out of the driveway!
Tuesday Back In The Office
Literally Me Today
So. Much. Truth.
Does This Really Surprise Anyone?
Monday
Tuesday Back In The Office
Right?!
(Filing this one away in case I ever get asked again!)
Not In This Current Reality. Sorry, Bernie.
Thursday Back In The Office
A Day In My Life
Monday
