What The FUCK Does This Even Mean?

From the website of one of the neighborhood-razing overpriced apartment complexes going up in central Phoenix:

AUTHENTIC LOCATION

Located in the Midtown neighborhood, it provide[s] easy access to local businesses, art and culture. Residents enjoy authentic experiences and embrace one-of-a-kind events over corporate brands.

What the hell is an "authentic location?" Would someone prefer to live at a fake location? And what about "one-of-a-kind events over corporate brands?" What the FUCK does that even mean?

The website has no floor plans and no pricing info. These are the images in their gallery describing "Bold Progressive Living."

So in other words, drunk hipsters with more money than sense? I guess that is their target demographic. The only thing missing from those photos are man-buns.

Me In Social Settings

And it's gotten worse as I've gotten older. But I wasn't always this way. Yeah, I'd always been somewhat shy, but I was never one to avoid interaction with people. I really think the tipping point was when I lost the full use of my voice and I was no longer able to be heard in loud gatherings. I think that also speaks to my discomfort in large crowds…

That could also be why I took to blogging with such gusto—and against all odds stay with it. In its own twisted way, it allows me to be heard.