Shower Thoughts
Aging is the continual process of realizing what an idiot you were a few years ago.
I'm Going To Hell
"I am tripping balls right now!"
Shower Thoughts
In the digital age we all carry pocket watches; they just no longer have chains on them.
Submitted Without Comment
Shower Thoughts
Physics is just humans figuring out the code to our simulation.
Friday
I'm Going To Hell
"Here…I'll trade you this for the car! PLEASE!?!"
Just Because
Every. Damn. Day.
"It Doesn't Look Like Anything to Me"
In the very first episode of Westworld, Abernathy, one of the robotic hosts, finds an old photo of a woman in a modern city. He is puzzled by it and shows it to his daughter, Dolores. Dolores looks at it and replies, "It doesn't look like anything to me," the standard response the hosts are programmed to give when confronted by anything that falls outside their narratives. (The fact that Abernathy didn't have that response is telling.) The next morning Dolores finds her father still sitting on the front porch of the house staring at the photo, ending with him having a total breakdown.
It turns out the photo was a stock image from Getty:
The woman in the photo was supposedly the character William's fiancee outside the park. Proving that the creators of Westworld pay attention to every detail, they apparently tracked down the model in the Getty photo and she made a cameo in the most recent episode:
Every detail is important in this series. Just sayin'…
Exactly.
I'm Going To Hell
"Honey, how many times do I have to tell you? Keep it at 40 or the body starts decomposing right away!"
#WeAreAllMelania
I'm Going To Hell
"Brad's hot. Think he'd be into a little Pepsi bottle ass-play?"
UNF! (NSFW)
Shower Thoughts
The most effective alarm clock is the sound of your dog throwing up on the floor or peeing on the bed.
Just Because
Hahaha!
Shower Thoughts
Nothing wakes you up as fast as the panic of thinking you overslept on a work day.
Choices Have Consequences
I'm Going To Hell
"Now ladies, no need to fight over it. Once I get this unzipped you'll see there's plenty for both of you!"