What Are You Waiting For?
Dickstractions
Subversive
Boo Fucking Hoo
Yup
That Was Quite Some Alien Bukakke Party…
Or Doing Laundry!
My Head is Spinning
Too Small for a Permanent Residence
Not the Coach
Two Mysteries Solved!
I've had two ongoing tech thorns in my side for months, both work-related.
The first is that all of a sudden one day Outlook stopped notifying me when new mail arrived. You know how you get the "ding" and the icon in the task bar displays a little envelope? Well, my work laptop stopped doing that. This had happened before about a year ago, and it cleared itself up when I upgraded to Windows 11.
After a few weeks, I just couldn't get into 11, so I wiped the whole machine and reinstalled 10. Again, Outlook notifications worked as expected until one day they didn't. I tried every suggestion I found online (including some dubious hacks to the registry) and yet nothing worked. I was ready to give 11 another go by this point, and installed it on top of the existing 10 like I'd done previously. This time, however, the Outlook notifications still weren't working.
I've lived with it like this for a while now, but I've missed several important emails because I never saw the notification, so something had to give. Once again I returned to the Google and one suggestion I hadn't tried was to simply create a new Outlook profile and see if that cleared things up.
Well smack my butt and call me a whore. It worked.
Sometimes the simplest solutions and the ones overlooked.
The other problem is that is my group chat at work, one of my colleagues is an Android user, so the whole chat defaults to SMS. A while back some texts were shown as failing to send, even though my blue-bubble companions were receiving what I'd sent just fine. (I should note this was only happening on my Mac through the Messages app, not when sending through my iPhone.)
With half the team being out the past two weeks, I was really only conversing with a green-bubble colleague most of the time, and ALL of the texts I sent him via my Mac were failing, but they worked fine from the phone.
After a lot of sleuthing, I finally fixed that by just toggling the SMS option in Messages on the phone.
365 Days of UNF: Day 208
"All White and Extra Bitter"
I Am Incorrigible
Get In There
365 Days of UNF: Day 207
I Saw This and Thought We Could All Use a Laugh
Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I'm entering," said Snow White.
After half an hour she came out and they asked her, "Well, how did you do?"
"First place," said Snow White.
They continued walking and saw a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," said Superman.
After half an hour he returned and they asked him, "How did you make out?"
"First place," answered Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continued walking and saw another sign: "Contest! Who is the Greatest Liar in the World?"
Pinocchio said, "This is mine."
Half an hour later he returned with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the hell is Donald Trump?" sobbed Pinocchio.