It's Always the Same Dozen Fuckers

A Rant

It doesn't matter where I work. There are always a dozen users—excuse me, customers—that generate 90% of all the trouble tickets that come in. And they're always whiners.

I don't know if these people are just plain stupid (admittedly I do wonder how some of them dress themselves without assistance), are too lazy to even devote one iota of brain power to solving a problem on their own, or simply don't give a fuck, but I let out an audible sigh every time their names appear in the queue—which is daily.

I often wonder how my life would've been had I stayed in architecture.

Acquaintance in 1998: "You're so good at this computer stuff you should do it for a living."
Me in 2023: Fuck you, David.

The Germans didn't know what was coming. We do. And yet…30% of this country still embraces it. What does that say about humanity? I just don't understand.