Every single night, you leave your body, hallucinate vividly for hours, forget almost all of it, and wake up like nothing happened.
You do this every night. And you call it “sleep” like it’s not completely insane.
Has It Really Been 25 Years?!
Because Trumplethinskin Will Claim Not To Know Prince Andrew Today
You are a ghost piloting a skeleton covered in meat, riding a rock hurtling through infinite space at 67,000 miles per hour.
And you’re worried about what to post?
This Is Not Where I Thought They Split My Jaw
I saw my dentist today for the first time since last September’s surgery. This is not where I thought they split my jaw. All this time I was thinking it was front and center when it turns out it was behind my last molar. This also explains why they didn’t have to remove any teeth and why I have no feeling in my lower jaw; they had to cut the nerve!
I Really Need To Stop…
And You Drive A Rolling Trash Dumpster?
Triptych
A Reminder…
To Which I Say…
🤣 🤣 🤣
365 Days Of UNF: February 18th
A Certain Aesthetic
For Those Seeking Clarity On What Accountability Will Look Like…
Rest In Power
I Still Don’t Get This Ship…
But Not Today. Sigh.
I’ll Bet They’re Relieved
EAT THE RICH
How Is This Walking Corpse Still In Power?!
Released 42 Years Ago Today
Thompson Twins: Into The Gap (1984)
Released 50 Years Ago Today
Damn, I feel old…
The Eagles: Their Greatest Hits (1976)







































































































