Left or right?
I think it's kind of funny how so many supposedly straight guys are so insecure about their looks (as evidenced by posts like this in /r/beards and /r/mustache. Guys, you're hot either way.
Don't even get me started on the posts in /r/uncut. You're were lucky to escape the knife as a baby. Unless there's some medical necessity, don't snip it off for anyone. Just because your current girlfriend doesn't like it, that doesn't mean you won't find a girl (or a guy!) who absolutely worships your 'skin.