It's The Blatant Hypocrisy

And with the likes of Lauren Theater-Handjob* Bobert preaching that this should be nationwide? Are you saying honey that if there had been Ten Commandment posters in classrooms earlier it would've prevented your entire fucking family from having mugshots?

*Not that there's anything wrong with a theater-handjob, but there is a time and a proper venue for such things, and it's not at a public performance of Beetlejuice!