Things to Call People You Dislike

• easy bake oven
• expired coupon
• spam email
• wet sock
• squeaky grocery cart
• inconvenient fire drill
• cold bowl of soup
• itchy sweater
• unnecessary movie sequel
• overdraft bank fee
• crying baby on a plane
• wobbly table
• sun glare when I'm driving just before sunset and I have to put my sun visor down because I forgot my sunglasses but I'm still really uncomfortable and it's just a big hassle all around
• donald trump

I especially like easy bake oven and expired coupon.