And don’t tell me you’ve never had a three-way.
I’ll go first. It was 1978 I was working part time at Broadway Southwest in the housewares department. A very nice looking man came in looking for some kitchen gadget. I was apple to find what he was looking for, and after making the sale (accompanied with whole lot of flirting) he went on his way.
Fast forward to the following Friday or Saturday night at my usual hangout, Moon’s Truck. Who should show up? Yup. Same guy. “I could see the outline of your dick in those Angel Flights from across the store. Are you sure those pants meet The Broadway’s dress standards?”
We started chatting, and one thing led to another and he asked me home. He mentioned that his lover was there and would undoubtedly want to join in.
What the heck, I thought. I was young, foolish and about to go to a stranger’s house to engage in In flagrante delicto with him and another, unknown man. Try anything once, y’know? Hey, it was the 70s; it was what we did.
Long story short, it was underwhelming. His lover wasn’t bad looking, but I wanted to have sex with Craig alone. As I recall his lover had horrible B.O., bad breath, or some other hygiene problem (dirty ass, maybe?) and it was a complete turnoff.
I did connect with Craig one-on-one subsequently, but at that point it too was underwhelming and wasn’t repeated.
I did get a life tip from Craig that same afternoon and that’s the reason I will always remember him. I mentioned that my soft contact lenses—the kind that came in glass vials and were intended to last for a year (this was long before there were single-use or even monthly lenses) were becoming increasingly uncomfortable and driving home at night there were bright rings around every light source. “When did you enzyme them last?” he asked. “Enzyme them?” He looked at me incredulously. “Didn’t you know you’re supposed to soak them in an enzyme solution weekly to break up the protein that accumulates on them?” I told him I’d never heard of such a thing; my Ophthalmologist had never mentioned it. Needless to say I immediately went out and got the tablets and soaked my lenses overnight. They felt good as new afterward.
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