Me…

…from now until well past Tuesday night.

Photo courtesy my longtime friend Chalkdog.

Intellectually I know Hill's got this under control, but I am still terrified that something is going to hand the Presidency to that Cheeto-faced Shitgibbon—and what his psychotic followers will do in the aftermath of Tuesday's election regardless of who wins.

Someone please tell me again that it's all going to be all right and not alt-right!