Mark Alexander
You're a bad man. You're a very bad man!
Irreverent, independent, and often snarky partnered married gay boomer and doggie dad who is tired of moral pontification by hypocritical conservative assholes and hate filled religious bigots.
Based on some recent incidents, let me reiterate: If you are the owner of a photo that appears on this site and wish it removed, you don't need to get all legal and send threatening letters and takedown notices; just email me with the photo's URL or leave a comment on the offending post and I will gladly remove it.
In other words…
Retirement
(That's actual number of calendar days. It's a whole lot less if you remove weekends and holidays. And even less than that if you calculate the actual number of days I have to come into the office!)
Scott, this letter is from the future. Buy Apple stock, and by all means necessary stop voting republican.
P.S. Your son is gay, and will sleep his way up and down. I-95. Buy him some damn condoms.
As Mark reads his letter he thinks, "There's gotta be a faster and easier way to hook up."
"Yeah, I don't have syphilis this time!"
"Let me play with your hose tonight after your wife goes to sleep."
"Oh, shit! The water bill again."
"dear john, it's not you, it's me".