November 18, 2018November 18, 2018 by Mark Alexander

Fourteen Iconic Quotes From the AHS: Apocalypse Finale

Whenever you're in a room with the American Horror Story witches, you're all but guaranteed of hearing some fucking amazing burns, but this season's finale really outdid itself. These surely raised welts on their recipients…and had me screaming like a schoolgirl!

Ms. Venable: "You might as well ask me to explain your hair."

Myrtle Snow: "My hair is an eternal mystery, never to be fully understood."

Myrtle Snow: "Purple is for royalty, dear. Not middle management."

Madison Montgomery: "Alright ladies, we're here. Don't forget to rate me five stars… please."

Myrtle Snow: "Darling, it seems Daddy didn't tell you the most important rule of bringing on the apocalypse. If you want to finish the job, the thing you have to do first is get rid of all the witches."

Marie Laveau: "She needed the help of a powerful voodoo queen… but that ain't you, sis!"

Madison Montgomery: "Sorry about your little toy, bitch."

Marie Laveau: "You will not pass… you're dealing with the HBIC [Head Bitch In Charge] now."

Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt: "Die again, fuck face."

Myrtle Snow: "It appears as though we're fucked, my dear."

Cordelia Goode: "I look at you and I don't see a man. I see a sad, scared little boy so pathetic he couldn't even kill me with a thousand nuclear bombs."

Cordelia Goode: "Satan has one son… but my sisters are legion, motherfucker."

Constance Langdon: "Go to hell."

Nan: "Hi, bitches."

Did I miss any?