Shorter Version

A shorter version of the GOP platform:

  • On Women: All your uterus are belong to us.
  • On Social Security: All of your pensions are belong to us and will be handed to Mitt Romney in tax cuts.
  • On Medicare: Phase out, first we will take it from the under 50s and once its gone for them it will be easy to cut it for seniors.
  • On Health Care: We have a health care plan – you die.
  • On Foreign Policy: Bomb, Bomb Iran
  • On the Economy: Its tax cuts all the way down but only for the 1%
  • On the Environment: Drill baby, drill.
  • On Social Issues: Hate baby, hate.

Did I miss anything?

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