A shorter version of the GOP platform:
- On Women: All your uterus are belong to us.
- On Social Security: All of your pensions are belong to us and will be handed to Mitt Romney in tax cuts.
- On Medicare: Phase out, first we will take it from the under 50s and once its gone for them it will be easy to cut it for seniors.
- On Health Care: We have a health care plan – you die.
- On Foreign Policy: Bomb, Bomb Iran
- On the Economy: Its tax cuts all the way down but only for the 1%
- On the Environment: Drill baby, drill.
- On Social Issues: Hate baby, hate.
Did I miss anything?
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