Mindful of my own karma, I am going to choose my words carefully to comment on the news that Orangecaligula and his whore both tested positive for COVID-19.

Supposedly.

There are currently two schools of thought on this announcement, showing just how far our country has fallen into the abyss. The first generally accepts the news at face value, and many of us on the left are sending "tots and pears" in response. To be honest, I was absolutely giddy—an emotion I haven't really felt for the last four years—last night upon hearing the news. As much as one part of me would like to see him suffer and die from the disease he allowed to spread like wildfire across this country, the other, better part of me wishes both he and Melanoma a full recovery…so we can see them stripped of every last asset and forced to live out the rest of their pathetic, narcissistic lives in prison.

The second school of thought is saying that this is simply an elaborate ruse cooked up by the administration to get Trumplethinskin out of any further debates, seeing how unrestrained his firehose of effluent had been on Tuesday (was it only Tuesday?)—especially since the consensus seems to be that Biden "won" the debate if only because he was calm, cool, and well…presidential.

It was revealed this morning that the current Vice President and his wife  "Mother" both tested negative, thus dashing any fantasies of having a President Pelosi at the helm for even the briefest period of time if both Trump and Pence were to fall ill to such a degree they were unable to perform their duties. (To be honest, how could you actually tell if Trump was capable of performing his duties as President, because he sure as hell isn't doing it now—or for that matter, for last four years.)

And that is all I'm going to say about it.

Debbie, however, would like to add something…