Late one night jack takes a shortcut through the cemetery.
Hearing a tapping sound he becomes scared and quickens his pace.
The tapping gets louder and Jack is now scared out of his wits.
Then he notices a man chiseling a tombstone.
"Thank goodness!" Jack says to the man. "You gave me the fright of my life. Why are you working so late?"
The man replies, "They spelt my name wrong."