Hey Jasem, do this: close your laptop, put everything back in the box, and return it to the store where your purchased it. If you can't figure out how to plug in an Apple laptop, you have no business using any technology whatsoever.
Apple has made this about as easy as possible, short of providing a full-time assistant to plug it in for you.
I find Apples big white square thingy kind of clunky. But not for a second was it confusing!