I mean, really…
From Mock Paper Scissors:
As it is Labor Day (and the news is light), we turn our attention to a local labor problem: Mel does not want to return to the White House:
Former first lady Melania Trump is reportedly telling friends that she doesn't want to return to the White House ― and that if her husband, Donald Trump, plans to run again, he'll have to do it without her help.
We don't know the terms of her contract with the Donald or what labor union represents her, but we do know that her insurance policy, er, son Baron is 15 so only a few more years before she can officially exercise her options and dump the chump with full retirement benefits.