Mark Alexander
You're a bad man. You're a very bad man!
Irreverent, independent, and often snarky partnered married gay boomer and doggie dad who is tired of moral pontification by hypocritical conservative assholes and hate filled religious bigots.
Based on some recent incidents, let me reiterate: If you are the owner of a photo that appears on this site and wish it removed, you don't need to get all legal and send threatening letters and takedown notices; just email me with the photo's URL or leave a comment on the offending post and I will gladly remove it.
In other words…
Retirement
(That's actual number of calendar days. It's a whole lot less if you remove weekends and holidays. And even less than that if you calculate the actual number of days I have to go into the office!)
Or cat…
Oh My! What's happening to him? How bad is it? What can I do for him? What could he possibly ate that made him sicK? I'm here babe, daddy's here, it's gonna be okay (while thinking of dressing myself up, where are my keys? Shit! Why's the vet's office not answering?
(wagging tail)
Oh…, so you just puked out, in the middle of the night, the weed you ate while I let you loose earlier during our walk? A normal dog thing, of sorts?
So… no near-death experience? No ER services required? Just you wagging your tail and me cleaning up your puke, then.
(PS: once I'm done with the cleaning, don't even think about jumping on the bed!)