Okay, it's a funny meme, but it also reminds me of when I worked at DISH corporate headquarters in Denver. If you arrived after 9 am—a violation so grievous that it had to be justified by your supervisor and could result in disciplinary action up to and including termination—it was impossible to find a parking spot in the woefully undersized parking lot, often sending you off the asphalt and into the weeds. We used to joke that the annual employee purges were just a means to free up parking.

God I hated that place.