Mark Alexander
You're a bad man. You're a very bad man!
Irreverent, independent, and often snarky partnered married gay boomer and doggie dad who is tired of moral pontification by hypocritical conservative assholes and hate filled religious bigots.
Based on some recent incidents, let me reiterate: If you are the owner of a photo that appears on this site and wish it removed, you don't need to get all legal and send threatening letters and takedown notices; just email me with the photo's URL or leave a comment on the offending post and I will gladly remove it.
In other words…
Retirement
(That's actual number of calendar days. It's a whole lot less if you remove weekends and holidays. And even less than that if you calculate the actual number of days I have to come into the office!)
Here are some other truths:
1. You won't recognize the person looking back at you in the mirror.
2. You think all your friends have really lost their looks
3. If a pain took three days to go away when you were thirty it will take three weeks when you're fifty and three months when you're seventy (if you're lucky).
4. the topic of conversation among your group of peers will always drift toward health issues, doctors, medications, procedures, surgery and who died.
1. I often wonder who the old guy is in the mirror and how he got into our house.
2. Yeah, I'm shocked when I don't see people for six months or a year.
3. Or the constant aches and pains that NEVER seen to go away. (I'm sorry, but my joint doesn't GO in that direction any more.)
4. So true.