From Douglas Adams, author of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

    1. Anything this is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.
    2. Anything that's invented you're between fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
    3. Anything invented after you're 35 is against the natural order of things.