
Hehe…”Aunty Covid Bitchcunt”

So Like Thousands of Others Yesterday…

…this happened.
As long as I get the old phone returned to Verizon in a timely fashion, this was essentially an even trade on our current plan.
The blue is definitely an interesting color. It’s not exactly what I was expecting, but then again, it’s nothing I can’t live with. There wasn’t anything wrong with my old phone; I did this to get back to the squared off corners and ditch the need for a case on the thing just so I wouldn’t drop it.
Is it faster? Does it take better pictures? How’s the 5G working?
To be honest, I haven’t noticed any major speed differences. I’m a basic bitch when it comes to my phones. I don’t do any gaming or video recording/editing, so any purported speed increase is being lost on me.
I haven’t taken many photos yet, so we’ll have to wait and see if they’re any better than what I’d been getting previously. This is still the base model, so I’m not going to be seeing all the whiz-bang effects that are touted for the Pro or Pro Max models anyway.
5G? I can’t get any consistent readings via Speedtest. If 5G is set to ON (vs. Auto) in iOS, it’s reporting at best 33.4 Mbps down and 6.1 up. Alternately, if set it to Auto, I get 12.7 down and 3.6 up. If I turn off 5G altogether and select LTE, it’s testing at 31.8 down and 5.03 up. So I guess this confirms the initial reaction Ben and I had when it was announced these phones would do 5G: “Don’t care.”
Words of Wisdom

B U R N.
Quote of the Day
If MAGA and Scientology get a divorce, who gets custody of Kirstie Alley?” ~ The Hoarse Whisperer on Twitter
My Favorite Time of Year

You Really Should Follow God

Not Apocalyptic

But still scary AF!

Red


One of the great disappointments of living in Denver was discovering that trees did not do this there. Yellow, yes. Orange, yes. But no red.
I Would Too

366 (It’s a Leap Year, Boys) Days of UNF: Day 298

366 (It’s a Leap Year, Boys) Days of UNF: Day 297 (NSFW)

Your Choice
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Good Question

And yet we must remain ever vigilant. The next time something wicked this way comes, it may not be as totally, fundamentally incompetent as the Trump regime.
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#Accurate


He Speaks for All of Us

Please Stay on the Trail

“I Don’t Care. Do You?”

And the Same Goes for Bumper Stickers

Quote of the Day
Believe me, I know the original Nazis. I was born in Austria in 1947, shortly after the Second World War, and growing up I was surrounded by broken men; men who came home from the war filled with shrapnel and guilt, men who were misled into a losing ideology. And I can tell you that these ghosts that you idolize spent the rest of their lives living in shame. And right now, they’re resting in hell.” ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
I Think 7 out of 8 Qualifies

Grab the Pussy By The Ballot Box

366 (It’s a Leap Year, Boys) Days of UNF: Day 295

Released 40 Years Ago Today
Donna Summer: The Wanderer (1980)
Or as I like to call it, “The beginning of the end of her career.”
Released 39 Years Ago Today
Quarterflash: Quarterflash (1981)
Released 28 Years Ago Today
Madonna: Erotica (1992)




