Author: Mark Alexander

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Nothing makes Trump supporters angrier than when you directly quote something he said.” ~ @allenthelaz on Twitter

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Let Me Get This Straight…

From Hopes & Fears:

Hunter Biden lives in LOS ANGELES.

So Rudy wants us to believe he decided to fly 3000 miles to drop off 3 laptops with some sketcy af half blind dude because he only charges $85 to fix MAC laptops…after they say he earned millions of dollars from Burisma…pretty sure there are still Apple Stores in LA.

So you’re trying to tell me that he flies 3000 miles, signs a contract to fix his laptops with a half blind dude and just…ghosts? Nah.

So you’re trying to tell me that this guy who just happens to be a conspiracy theorist crazed supporter of Trump who says Hunter Biden signed a contract with him but didn’t leave a manner of contacting him? Nah.

So you’re trying to tell me that this sketchy af half blind guy who happens to be a Trump supporter goes through all these email looking for contact information instead of just wiping the drives and reselling the laptops like any other computer repair guy would do? Nah.

So now you’re trying to tell me that this guy who is a total conspiracy theory nutjob that is so waaaaay down the Qanon rabbit hole he believes that the FBI are the government’s hit men that he suddenly decides to call in the FBI? Nah.

And if this guy was soooo concerned about the information he had but couldn’t find the contract information for Hunter but that he had the contact information for Rudy Giuliani? Nah.

And Rudy, who the FBI and CIA have warned Donny Boy’s administration that he’s being used as a stooge for the Russian mafia and Putin, thinks we’re all just going to believe it?

NAH!

A 5 year old would say this doesn’t check out.

Good thing the President of the United States thinks it’s totally true.

All this coming from Rudy Giuliani. Yes, that Rudy Giuliani. The crazy-uncle-you-keep-locked-in-the-attic Rudy Giuliani. Yeah, totally believable. ?

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Quote of the Day

Libraries literally aren’t just a place to obtain books for free. They’re one of the few public spaces left in our society where you’re allowed to exist without the expectation of spending money.” ~ Amanda Killian

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~Fin~

Ben, in the kitchen, removing plastic wrap from cucumber: “I just took the condom off the cucumber.” [chopping]

Me, in the den: “What?”

Ben: “Oh, did you want the condom on the cucumber?”

Me: “No, I like it raw.”

End scene.

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If you truly believe America is it’s people, not it’s politicians, then stop treating your vote like you’re supporting one person or another. You’re voting for the ideals and beliefs of opportunity, fairness, compassion, equality, for yourself and your friends, family, and community.”  ~ Sassybear from Idle Eyes and a Dormy