Author: Mark Alexander

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Shower Thoughts

If we changed the word “sunburn” to “radiation exposure” and “tan” to “radiation damage,” people would probably take them a lot more seriously.

In the late 80s, I spent years on the San Francisco beaches wearing at most SPF4 if I bothered with anything at all. It’s a wonder my skin is in as good a shape as it is and people regularly peg me at 10 years younger than I actually am.

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Wut?!?

I will be the first to admit that over the years I’ve lost track of the Marvel cinematic universe, but that was my reaction after finally seeing Infinity War on HBO last week.

I’ve never read a single comic, and of the nineteen (!) films released so far (don’t worry – there are at least a half dozen more in the pipeline), I’ve seen only 8—and even fewer in an actual theater. It’s not that I don’t enjoy them; I’m just not a big enough fan to justify putting the time or effort into the following the franchise.

While I understand Infinity War left wet spots in fanboy panties, it left me scratching my head—maybe because I’m not really up to speed on what’s been happening? Keeping that in mind, my take away was that it seemed like little more an excuse to bring pretty much all of the characters together in a single film and then kill half of them off—for what purpose? (And quite frankly, I found bringing the humorous Guardians of the Galaxy aesthetic into the much more serious environment of the rest of the Marvelverse was more than a bit incongruous.)

Just call me a heretic and burn me at the stake.

And questions…so. many. questions!

Did Thanos’ magic gauntlet wipe out half of all life everywhere or was it just half of sentient species? Is half the biosphere of every planet everywhere now just gone? Instead of restoring balance (as was his intent?), if that’s the case isn’t that likely to make an even bigger mess of things?

Just askin’

That being said, of course now I have to see Endgame just to see how all this is rectified—because you know all those superheroes aren’t just gonna stay dead. Keeping in mind my obviously limited knowledge of the franchise, I predict a deus ex machina. Or time travel. Or magic. Or all of the above. Maybe tacos.

(Feel free to post spoilers and save me $15 that might be better spent on tacos.)

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It’s Disappointing

I know it’s not a long-term employment opportunity, and god knows I could never do it, but it’s always disappointing when one of your favorite baristas at your neighborhood Starbucks just up and disappears.

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If You Had a Starship…

…and it could take you anywhere in this solar system within a matter of minutes and a safe return to Earth could be guaranteed, where would you go and why?

If I get more than just one or two responses to this I’ll amend this post with my own choice.

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