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Once a legitimate blog. Now just a collection of memes 'n menz.

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From John Pavlovitz:
I love the look I saw this week.
It was the look of terrified dinosaurs realizing that the meteorite is on its way; the dilated pupils in the eyes of leadened, lumbering prehistoric monsters who’ve had their run of the house, now finding themselves at the precipice of extinction.
As the most diverse Congress in our history began its session, it was a harbinger of what is coming for this nation, and what it means for their species. America is growing more diverse, and its representative leadership (though still painfully lagging behind) is quickly making up ground. They can see the change in the weather and the light in the sky—and they are scrambling to avoid the coming impact because they can sense it will not end well for them.
It’s why Mitch McConnell is holding the Government hostage over an ineffective, multi-billion dollar monument to racism of a border wall, that two-thirds of this country doesn’t want.
It’s why men like Tucker Carlson, rant mindlessly about successful women ushering in the “decline of men.”
It’s why Jim Mattis and Michael Cohen and General Kelly and Mike Flynn, and a perpetually revolving door of men are leaving or being forced out of positions of influence and leadership.
It’s why Republican leaders have spent the past year creating a massive straw man out of exhausted migrant families and refugee children, as though they were wealthy foreign adversaries rigging a Presidential election.
It’s why Right-wing trolls “leaked” a video of a college-aged Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dancing, as if it was a clip of her saying she could grab less powerful men by the genitalia.
It’s why Liberty University President Jerry Falwell Jr, performed embarrassingly contorted theological gymnastics, in order to align with this President over poor people.
It’s why Donald Trump spent Christmas Eve bunkered down in the White House behind a smart phone, tweeting scattered, rapid-fire nonsense—instead of being with his family or reading or God forbid, serving someone.
It is the white-hot fear that has overtaken them all.
They’re all in a scalding panic, because they understand that their brief moment in history to have their way and impose their will is quickly coming to a close. The landscape is being renovated, the climate is changing, and as a species they are dying—which is why they will do what all frightened animals do when they are backed into a corner and realize the level of the threat: they will grow more violent than ever before.
In the coming days, the Tweets will become more erratic, the legislative assaults grow more transparently desperate, the hate crimes more brazen, the sermons grow more alarmist and incendiary. These Jurassic, soon-to-be-amber-trapped relics, will act as if the very sky above them is falling, because in very real ways, it is. They will thrash and spit and bellow, in an effort to buy themselves a few more days and a bit more power and another Federal judge or two, but they cannot stave off their inevitable disappearance, as progress and civilization and time swallow them up.
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https://twitter.com/aoc_dances/status/1081066764677476354
I think the reason the GOP have their collective panties in a twist over newly minted Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is fourfold:
(a) She’s a woman.
(b) She’s a POC.
(c) She speaks truth to power.
(d) In her original video that spawned the above meme, she’s expressing the kind of unbridled joy in life that the perpetually angry, ass-clenching GOP will never experience and it’s driving them insane.
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Animotion: Obsession (1985)
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After The Fire (Falco): Der Kommissar (1983)
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Nancy Pelosi has just arrived at the Capitol and I want to run up to her screaming, “Mom! Mom! Thank God you’re home! The babysitter is batshit cray and starting fires!” ~ Amee Vanderpool
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IMHO, this movie (Bird Box if you haven’t heard of it) deserves every merciless, hateful meme it’s generating. A cheap ripoff of the general idea of A Quiet Place (which I thought was excellent, by the way), it’s obvious Sandra Bullock’s bank account was getting more than jus a little lean when she agreed to participate in this travesty. If it was playing in a theater I would’ve demanded my money back. It’s that bad.
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From Ben and I to all my readers, a very sincere…

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At some point in the future:
Me: Picks up my phone to call a longtime friend. Punches in the number and presses the call button.
Popup on Phone: We’re sorry. It seems Michael Xavier at 555-1212 is not an Apple customer and not in our database. Would you like to allow us to add him?
Me: WTF? Presses NO.
Popup on Phone: We’re sorry. We cannot complete the call as dialed. Please check the number or allow Apple to add Michael to our customer database before proceeding.
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Our dogs have always been relatively early risers, but over the last year or so it’s gotten ridiculous. It started last summer when the older of the two dogs needed to go out much earlier than he had been needing. I guess that’s the burden of a geriatric bladder.
In any case, their internal alarm clocks have slowly inched earlier from around 6 am (which coincided to my usual wake up time) to 5:30. I was thinking it was because it was getting light so much earlier, and hoped that things would return to normal as we headed back into the winter months.
Well, not only did that not happen, but their wake up time now averages 5 am. That’s not a bad thing since I’m working again and need to be at work at 7:30. This morning (and a handful of times over the past few weeks) he was making it known that he needed to go out at 4:30. This is unacceptable, but since I didn’t want him to pee on the bed (he can’t jump down on his own to pee on one of the training mats), I reluctantly cast off the blanket, put on my socks, and let the both of them outside to do their business.
Unlike weekdays when they’re up at 5, I did not immediately feed them breakfast when they came back in. Instead we all went back to bed and slept to a much more reasonable 8:30 am.
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You need some help with that thing?
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When I finally get my first full paycheck (which is going to be a while because of the multitude of unpaid holidays I have to endure this time of year as a contractor) and have a bit of wiggle room, this is going to be my first splurge.
I have The Man Machine on black vinyl; in fact, it’s one of the few recordings from my original collection to have survived the purge in the late 80s and remains in pristine condition, but damn…that red version is so sexy. I originally spotted it on Instagram, which in turn led me to Discogs. The pressings aren’t that rare even though they seem to have been limited to distribution in France, but they aren’t cheap, either.
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