Teachers Are Superheroes

Again, from John Pavlovitz:

Comic books have lied to all of us.

Heroism isn’t capes and costumes.

It doesn’t come from radioactive spider bites or metal suits or gamma rays or distant planets.

It doesn’t hang out in cavernous caves, palatial compounds, or hi-tech floating cities.

It isn’t wielding tricked out all-terrain vehicles, gadget-laden utility belts, hammers from the heavens, or indestructible shields.

The real heroic stuff here on this planet is firmly seated in the chests of the ordinary people who embrace an extraordinary calling; those whose superhuman hearts beat quite differently than the rest of us mere mortals.

They rise before the sun does, and in the most counterintuitive fashion, they run directly, passionately, and purposefully into the thick of the flourescent-lit fray—and they simply save children.

They do this not in a grand single bound; not in some last-second, desperate flurry of force, not in the bombast and fanfare of spectacle—but through steady, loving attention to a methodical, repetitive, mundane string of a million seemingly insignificant decisions. They do this because they know how important each second is and how precious every child is. They see what we normal citizens don’t see or choose to walk past.

Your kids are rubbing shoulders with superhumans.

Within a few miles of wherever you are reading this, a ragged army of sleep-deprived, woefully under supported, horribly underpaid do-gooders is willingly braving the daily bullets, bruises, and battles, so that your children can become the glorious adults they were designed to be.

To all you ordinary classroom superheroes on the planet, who may not hear it often enough, loud enough, or perhaps at all: Thank you.

Thank you for enduring the countless weird, individual quirks of dozens of kids, for learning how they specifically think and process things, and for seeking to speak their brain’s personal language so that they feel heard and seen and known.

Thank you for the rest that you forfeit, the off-the-clock hours you give up, the money you take from your own pocket, and for the thousands of small sacrifices that no one will ever see from a distance. Thank you for the part of you that you give away to other people’s children.

Thank you for continually fighting through defiance and shyness, through laziness and silliness, through absentee parents and violent home life, and getting intimately close to the hearts of your kids.

Though we often don’t stop to say it, we know just how much you do and just how fortunate all our children are to have you battling for them every single day.

Thank you most of all, for the very heroic way that without cape or costume, you fly in and you literally save kids—and in doing so, you save the world.

Shower Thoughts

For a lot of people, Windows is like that dude in a group of friends who isn’t exactly intolerable, but they only hang out with because they think Apple is stuck up and Linux is a loner.

Nope, That’s Not Gonna Fit

We were approached by our landlords/next door neighbors a couple weeks ago to see if we’d be amenable to them removing the mature elm in our back yard so it could be relocated to their front yard to replace a dying ornamental orange. In exchange, they would go ahead with the full rear yard makeover we’d been discussing with them for the past year or so.

How could we possibly say no? Right now the yard is a mess, and the only redeeming feature is that tree.

Last Thursday the tree guy showed up and successfully removed the dying citrus from their front yard.

Unfortunately…


…no matter how many ways they tried it, they could not get the tree removal truck into our back yard (even though the tree guy had previously assured our landlords he could get it back there) to move the elm.

So as it stands now, the landlords are going to have to enlarge the gate before the truck can get in the back yard. We don’t yet know the timetable, but since they’ve already paid to have the tree moved, I can’t imagine it will be that long.

We all met with the landscape architect later that day to discuss the plans for the back yard. Apparently our landlords had a much more ambitious plan in mind than we could ever have ever wished for. We just wanted to get rid of most of the water-sucking, impossible-to-maintain always-on-the-verge-of-death lawn and replace it with a more drought-tolerant landscape and run a paver path from the patio to the back gate. They’re not only doing that; they’re planning on redoing everything. We’re getting a new patio with a pergola, gravel in most of the yard with a small lawn area, and new, more drought-resistant trees.

From what was discussed, it sounds like we’re going to end up with something similar to this:


It’s probably going to be a disaster while it’s happening, but the results will definitely be worth it!

“It Doesn’t Look Like Anything to Me”

In the very first episode of Westworld, Abernathy, one of the robotic hosts, finds an old photo of a woman in a modern city. He is puzzled by it and shows it to his daughter, Dolores. Dolores looks at it and replies, “It doesn’t look like anything to me,” the standard response the hosts are programmed to give when confronted by anything that falls outside their narratives. (The fact that Abernathy didn’t have that response is telling.) The next morning Dolores finds her father still sitting on the front porch of the house staring at the photo, ending with him having a total breakdown.

It turns out the photo was a stock image from Getty:

The woman in the photo was supposedly the character William’s fiancee outside the park. Proving that the creators of Westworld pay attention to every detail, they apparently tracked down the model in the Getty photo and she made a cameo in the most recent episode:

Every detail is important in this series. Just sayin’…