So SO Close!

I found that if I don't use the pre-written prompt, I can come up with much better results from the Microsoft Image Creator...

While still not perfect (I can't get it to do just a goatee), and the turntable is backward, I do like the overall result. This is the best out of about a dozen or so that I ran.

The Influential as Homeless

Joe Biden
Donald Trump
Elon Musk
Jeff Bezos
Mark Zuckerberg
Alex Jones
Kamala Harris
Ron Desantis
Vladimir Putin
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
Bill Gates
Mike Pence
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Kim Jong Un
Kanye West
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Xi Jinping
Tucker Carlson
Taylor Swift

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I Present to You

Mistress Willhelmina Lee von Fuckstick, the dishonorable Governor of Tennessee:

Damn, she's an ugly bitch.

I am becoming more convinced than ever that AI sees our true essence, because nowhere did I use the word "clown" in generating these images.

I simply instructed Lisa, "Tennessee Governnor Bill Lee in Drag."

Playing with AI

I have to start off by saying I find AI generated art…disturbing…and yet fascinating.

I started playing with LISA AI last night. At the time I only had a few photos of myself on my phone and the results were… disappointing.

I mean, this guy is hot. As the kids say, "I'd hit it." But accurate based on the photos I put into the system? Not even close. Even though the photos I used were current, apparently the AI thought I was in my 20s (bless it's digitized heart). I mean, I wish I looked this good when I was in my 20s. How, exactly, the AI came up with these based on the photos I put in is a mystery. I do, however, love the blue/purple hair. I'd do that now if I still had any hair to do it with.

This is probably the one that looks most like me of the 50 it generated.

So this morning I decided to explore further. I copied a bunch of other photos onto my phone and uploaded them. I also discovered I could select different styles, and I have to say, me likey. This particular style was called "oil painting:"

"Pixar"

And of course, the obligatory "Astronaut:"

"The Future"

When I was a kid in the 60s I would've believed it wholeheartedly.

5 decades later, older and infinitely more jaded, all I can say is, "Not in this timeline."

AI Variations on a Theme

I don't think we need to worry about robot overlords just yet, but I may have to revise that assessment in a decade or so.

I uploaded this photo of Myrtle Snow (played by the fabulous Frances Conroy) from AHS: Coven into the DALL・E 2 AI System website and asked it to generate variations.

These are what it came up with:

And here's my default wallpaper image:

And the variations DALL・E 2 came up with:

You can also type in descriptions of what you'd like to see and it will generate an image.

A photo of a blue fish riding a yellow bicycle against an orange background digital art:

A stegosaurus crossing the Atlantic:

It's fun. It requires registration, but it's totally free to use.