Category: Because It’s True

I really want to know what Trump has on ol’ Lindseybelle. My money is on male prostitutes—and underage male prostitutes at that.

If male prostitutes is all he has, I can say to Linsey is, “Honey…everyone and their brother already knows you’re a big ol ‘mo!” If it’s more than that, “What else has the Orange Shitstain got on you that you’re willing to sell your soul to that guy?”