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Sunday Jokes

I was born a male and identify as a male.
But according to Stouffer’s lasagna, I’m a family of four.

My biology teacher asked what the function of carbohydrates were.
Apparently “filling the deep well of sadness inside of me” was incorrect.

I normally don’t brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the gas station.

She said she missed me. But I need to get out of here because she’s reloading.

I’m boycotting shampoo.
I demand real poo!

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