(I think it's far more likely that the boss is saying, "Listen…what just happened in the toilet stays between you and me, right?")

Because…

…every gay household must have at least one framed black and white photo of a dead female movie star. IT'S IN THE GAY AGENDA, FOLKS!

In all seriousness, we're in the home stretch getting stuff put away in the new place. The fact that I have time to put things up on the walls verifies that.

Late One Night…

Late one night jack takes a shortcut through the cemetery.

Hearing a tapping sound he becomes scared and quickens his pace. 

The tapping gets louder and Jack is now scared out of his wits.

Then he notices a man chiseling a tombstone.

"Thank goodness!" Jack says to the man. "You gave me the fright of my life. Why are you working so late?"

The man replies, "They spelt my name wrong."