Not The End of the World
I Have So Many Questions
As Miranda Would Say, "Groundbreaking!"
OR…to get that semen smell off your breath after you've serviced one of the many "straight god-fearing christian" men who frequent the joint.
Uh Huh.
"It was custom to have the deceased's favorite vessels buried within the body in the pelvic area."
Worth Reposting
Are You at High Risk?
I'd Expect No Less…
…from a manufacturer literally called A Company that Makes Everything.
Looks Like Someone's a Little Aroused By Those Uniforms
Much Needed Comic Relief
? ? ?
Much Needed Comic Relief
"Sir…
…my ID is up here."
I Have An Amazing Husband
That was my best orgasm ever! https://t.co/ZiPNsyswrh
— It's all BS (@tallbubba) July 2, 2020
Submitted Without Comment
Just Act Natural
(Yes, I realize this screencap came from a horrifically violent film about fraternity hazing, but I'm doing my best to overlook it in the interest of a little lighthearted celebrity bashing. Yes, I am a bad person.)
I'm Down
Brilliant
Proving that satire isn't dead after all!
All I Have to Say Is…
PSA
I've Misplaced My Copy.
Guess I probably left it in the other timeline… DAMN IT!
Satisfaction
The lesson here? Remember to take your toys out of the car before you take it into the shop.