Much Needed Comic Relief
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Much Needed Comic Relief
"Sir…
…my ID is up here."
I Have An Amazing Husband
That was my best orgasm ever! https://t.co/ZiPNsyswrh
— It's all BS (@tallbubba) July 2, 2020
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Just Act Natural
(Yes, I realize this screencap came from a horrifically violent film about fraternity hazing, but I'm doing my best to overlook it in the interest of a little lighthearted celebrity bashing. Yes, I am a bad person.)
I'm Down
Brilliant
Proving that satire isn't dead after all!
All I Have to Say Is…
PSA
I've Misplaced My Copy.
Guess I probably left it in the other timeline… DAMN IT!
Satisfaction
The lesson here? Remember to take your toys out of the car before you take it into the shop.
The Difference…
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Never Have I Ever
And I certainly wouldn't forget a scruffy, dark-haired hottie like that!.
This Was Funnier Three Weeks Ago
Y'know, like when I was still able to post photos of hot uniformed guys in good conscience…
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Still Good for a Laugh
Quarantine PSA
Accurate
Let's Play a Game!
Fuck You, Bill
I prefer my wieners to have skins!
I've Been Laughing All Day
A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their parents do for a living. All the typical answers came up – mechanic, business, sales, doctor, engineer… and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his parents, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside."Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Republican National Committee and is trying to get Trump re-elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."