Agreed
A Man Buys a Robot Lie Detector…
A man buys a robot lie detector that slaps people when they lie. He decided to test it out at dinner one night.
The man asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies, I just did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son then says, "Okay, okay….I was at my friend's house watching a movie."
The man asks, "What movie were you watching?" The son replies, "Finding Nemo." The robot slaps the son again. He then says, "Okay, okay…we were watching porn."
The man says, "What? At your age I didn't know what porn was!"
The robot slaps the man.
The man's wife laughs and says, "Wow. He certainly is your son."
The robot then slaps the mother.
I thought long and hard (no pun intended!) about posting this because while it has nothing to do with rape, it seems the heightened awareness of sexual assault thanks to the Orange Shitgibbon and his Supreme Court nominee is making anything related to sex a veritable minefield.
What do you think? Is the shelf-life of sex jokes rapidly approaching their sell-by date?
Yeah, Becky. Think Of Someone Else, Will You?
I'm Going To Hell
Believe
Submitted Without Comment
It Brings All The Boys to the Yard
Okay I know it's fake…simply because "Folk's."
Gerry Anderson or Pierre Cardin?
Looks like a still from UFO.
What Ya Got Against Bears?
It was that crisco party in room 237 last month, wasn't it?
Comic Relief
Becky, You're Not Helping
How To Survive a Bear Attack
Deleted Scene
"Draw me like one of your French girls."
Couldn't Hurt…
Every once in a while, say, "Computer, end program" out loud, just to be sure.
I'm Going To Hell
"Whadda ya say we skip this shit and go straight to the heroin!"
I'm Going To Hell
"Who just sucked the boss's big fat cock and didn't spill a drop of semen on his tie? THIS GUY!"
I'm Going To Hell
"Trust me. This gets rid of semen breath every time."
I'm Dying Here
None Shall Pass!
"Doing A Thing For A Yoga Challenge."
I'm Going To Hell
The last thing Tina saw before her young life ended was the arrival of the Terminator from the future.
I'm Going To Hell
"You don't need to put on that gay porn soundtrack shit, Jeff. We'll tag-team raw dog you right now without it."
I'm Going To Hell
"I don't know what any of this shit is or what it does, but since I'm a MAN I'll just stand here, look at it and nod approvingly."
I'm Going To Hell
"Thanks Dave, but I'm really not interested. I know your dick isn't as big as that nozzle. All the girls have said so."
I'm Going To Hell
"Jules wins one competition and she's acting like she's America's next drag superst….WAIT! How the fuck did she get that car onto the runway?!?"