A man buys a robot lie detector that slaps people when they lie. He decided to test it out at dinner one night.
The man asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies, I just did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son then says, "Okay, okay….I was at my friend's house watching a movie."
The man asks, "What movie were you watching?" The son replies, "Finding Nemo." The robot slaps the son again. He then says, "Okay, okay…we were watching porn."
The man says, "What? At your age I didn't know what porn was!"
The robot slaps the man.
The man's wife laughs and says, "Wow. He certainly is your son."
The robot then slaps the mother.
I thought long and hard (no pun intended!) about posting this because while it has nothing to do with rape, it seems the heightened awareness of sexual assault thanks to the Orange Shitgibbon and his Supreme Court nominee is making anything related to sex a veritable minefield.
What do you think? Is the shelf-life of sex jokes rapidly approaching their sell-by date?