Humor – Page 64 – Voenix Rising

This is what you get for allowing me to continue to look through old hard drives.

September 11, 2017September 11, 2017

Inappropriate Office Behavior (NSFW)

August 13, 2017August 13, 2017

When You Finally Get The Lid Off The Pickle Jar

Stolen.

August 5, 2017

"I Don't Know. You Guys Are Running This!"

Source

August 1, 2017

White House Interviews Communications Director Candidates

July 29, 2017

Shower Thoughts

If 666 is evil, then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

July 27, 2017July 27, 2017

"Okay, Dirk, just look busy. Look like you're working, just in case. Just lightly tap the keys. Don't press anything, don't flip any switches. Just be cool, Dirk. You've got this. Morgan will be in soon and she won't let you blow anything up."

via

July 11, 2017

Always Worth Reposting

Because I think we could all use a laugh.

July 7, 2017July 7, 2017

A Little Yoke

Pretty sure that both Jehovah and Satan are scratching their heads, giving puzzled looks to each other at this point.
Jehovah: Are you sure he's not one of yours? Because I didn't make him.
Satan: Puleeze, gurl. Give me some credit. Even I have standards.
Jehovah: Buddha? Brahma?
*Both shrug their shoulders*
Satan: Gaia?
Gaia: *glowers*
Satan: Right, right. Sorry. Forgot about the "pussy grabbing" thing.
Jehovah: Cthulhu?
Cthulhu: What kind of monster do you take me for? *sips tea*
Satan: Well somebody cooked him up!
Flying Spaghetti Monster: …
Jehovah: Wait…there is no way you could…
Flying Spaghetti Monster: Look, it was my first time. I was a little drunk and someone asked for a "Tangerine Dream" so I thought…
Satan: *facepalms* Fucking newbies!