Humor – Page 65 – Voenix Rising

#truth

“I Don’t Think So”

What?

Technically Accurate

What Has Christ Got To Do With An Energy Drink?

Give this man an Emmy!

June 18, 2019June 16, 2019

I’m Going To Hell

“No, Marjorie. I will not ‘do that thing with my tongue’ again. For the last time, we were in college and I was drunk!”

Yup.

Tension

June 16, 2019June 23, 2019

I’m Going To Hell

“Hurry up, Frank! He’s almost in to the elbow!”

Accurate

June 1, 2019June 1, 2019

I’m Going to Hell

Everyone was so much happier once Frank had the crew build those steps on the inside of the construction fence.

I’m Going To Hell

“Mmm…medical grade. That will make it easy to wash all the blood down the drain.”

May 26, 2019May 25, 2019

PSA

“I am Groot!”

So Stop Trying!

And I Don’t Even Have a Cat!

May 25, 2019May 25, 2019

I’m Going To Hell

“I told you we were gonna do anal. I just didn’t say when.”

Wait…What?

No Comment

Put It In The Arse, Nigel!

May 9, 2019May 9, 2019

I’m Going To Hell

Joe hated it when Bob’s wife came home early and he had to bolt out the back door and scramble over the fence.

May 4, 2019May 5, 2019

Making the Rounds This Year

Forgive me if you’ve already seen it a dozen times…

I’ve Seen That Look Before

In fact, I may have done it myself more than once…

My Spidey Sense is Tingling

TINGLING, I tell you.

April 7, 2019April 7, 2019

April 7, 2019April 7, 2019

I’m Going To Hell

“Damn, Bob’s starfish got absolutely wrecked in Key West!”

“Hey Bob, at least this souvenir from the trip made it home in one piece, am I right?”

April 2, 2019April 1, 2019

I’m Going to Hell

“The passenger in 14B will no longer a problem, Captain.”